How about we stop deporting people don’t like, whether they are white, brown, purple, or Jake Paul?

Thanks Dropout!

Oof. Yeah, I did forgot how bad that interface was…

Removed by mod

Lol. If you haven’t tried I, you really should. It’s like an Enemy Within Demake, with all of the same features and better strategy. You can get an Alien Grenade Launcher that allows you to strategically control the route of the grenade. It allows for absolutely bonkers strategies like blowing a hole in the top of an alien battleship, guiding a grenade in blind to the enemy command structure, and then dropping in afterwards like some sort of Hi-Tech Psionic SWAT Team. Makes the entire enemy team panic. And makes for easy clean up.

Absolutely loved that game.

Edit: I think Xenonauts 2 is supposed to be pretty similar.

XCOM: UFO Defense (1994)

It’s by far the best version of XCOM. I mean. The graphics are as great, but it has all of the same features as the modern version (not joking), and I think the strategy is by far better. You can also have your own base that you have to defend.

Who could have ever forseen this?

Trump: “I declare that we’re having peace talks!”

Advisor: “Mr. President, that’s not how it works. You can’t just declare that two parties, that you’re not a part of and evidently shown you have zero control over, are now having peace talks.”

Trump: “…but I declared it.”

Approximately 500,000 years ago, when someone made a tiny spear. They just didn’t know it was an arrow at the time.

I mean what is an arrow, but a much smaller spear?

I just missed my flight. I was stressed and upset. This greentext…holy shit. I’m in tears laughing. Thanks!

Nah bruv, that’s that citrus fruit that grows from trees in Cali (or Italy if your in the EU).

I tried playing it while unemployed. Did not click with me. At all. I just don’t get it.

100% this. There’s been resistance everywhere over this. Minnesota drove out a bunch of ICE agents from their neighborhoods, there’s been major protests all over the US about it. Like… we’re for sure doing it.

Ah yes, the dangerous criminals that are out farming for slave wages. Good job ICE. I’m assuming that ICE is going to punish the farmer that employed these dangerous criminals? ICE has entirely lost the fucking plot…

No, they aren’t paying for the no kings rally. This has been planned for months - essentially since Trump declared he wanted his thuper duper special big boy parade.

Just because they paid for an ad to support the movement doesn’t mean it’s now co-opted by Walmart or any other billionaire.

This is blatant misinformation.

It’s grandstanding…but it pisses off the Orange Turdburgler so I can’t complain too much.

This man got caught up in good trouble. No one knows this guy. And if you think you do, no, you fucking don’t.

It’s nice to see people standing up to ICE all across the country. They’re being painted as criminals by the state (i.e. Trump), but REAL American citizens know that these people are heroes. Fuck ICE, fuck the cops that support ICE, and a very special double fuck you to Trump and his sycophants - hell has a dark hole waiting for all of you traitors.

Wife already wants hourly neck and head massages. My thumbs are already working at max capacity, Captain. I’m giving it all I got!

Well, that was an absolutely garbage take. Good on you.