Jokes on you, I do both

Skinny = long happy Nomnomnom = short happy

You taking the piss bruv? my default assumption on the net is’at every cheeky git I talk to is a minging ratty boi

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Disney’s desperation is showing—just look at their stock price the past 2 years… down 50%

I’m honestly surprised they didn’t raise their subscription fees sooner. Unfortunately for them it’s a double edged sword, which will cause a lot of people to cancel and quite possibly harm them in the long run.

Hating genocide is such a bandwagon…

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“And give up this fukken cash opportunity to commit genocide? no THANK YOU!”

-Fascist Israel

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“500 hamas militants*”

“B-but most of them were children, elderly, and the infirm…”

“Yap, that’s radicalism for ya.”

My secret to keeping people from hating me is to live a life of obscurity and squalor

Same, I tried to take a picture like this and got my dick caught in the ceiling fan.

I’d say 20% odds the babies never even existed—and, if they did, 70% odds there were fewer than 40 of them and 80% odds they weren’t beheaded.

“Violating international law” is pretty sterile/soft verbiage for fucking war crimes.

It’s probably just regular porn the whole point of this joke is the implication of incest from the commenter

The immigrant crisis around the globe is also at a tipping point. Climate change and corporate greed have fucked many places in the world out of habitability.

Immigrants aren’t going to stop coming because the alternative is a slow and miserable death or the threat of cartel governments. Now western countries don’t want to take care of them and don’t want to deal with them at all, because immigrants demand resources and we need all that money to hide in congress’ ratholes.

Well if we hadn’t fucking destroyed the planet in the blink of an eye maybe they wouldn’t all need to come to europe. If we hadn’t waged this stupid fucking war on drugs then maybe south/central americans wouldn’t need to flee cartel zones for fear of their entire village being beheaded and dumped in a pit.

America and Europe are only beginning to reap what we’ve sown over the last 50 years and we already want to throw in the towel.

Shit is going to get far worse, everywhere, imminently.

We’re careening towards the tipping point where the commute to my area to work will make it not worth it.

Jobs around here pay $16-18/hr and I have a couple coworkers who drive 1hr20m each way for that $16

Meanwhile rent anywhere near here is $1600/mo

It’s already almost unjustifiable for people to commute to this area to work, and you can’t live around here on the wages these places offer, so everyone is desperately hiring.

These retail companies are going to fold like a house of fucking cards. And honestly they fucking deserve it. These big chains enjoyed decades of insane profits without raising wages at all, now they have to raise wages for people to even exist and they’re still raising prices on goods to offset their new wage expenditures.

God forbid these corporate subhumans sacrifice 1% of their profits each year so that the entire economy doesn’t collapse.

“Eat the rich” is honestly where we’re headed. And I don’t mean literally eat I mean TAKE THEIR WEALTH.

Until billionaires are made illegal, and “real estate investment” (i.e. predatory price gouging on homes/apartments) is made illegal, everything is gonna continue getting more fucked. It’s too little too late though, greed has destroyed our planet. We’ve got front row seats to the downturn of human civilization.

I’m stocking up on canned food, and I’ve never been the doomsday prepper type. Honestly I think we’re about to enter a protracted global depression that makes ‘08 look like a speedbump.

Swap coffee and energy drinks. Energy drinks are def the most braindead of the bunch—I know, I used to buy them.

Also where is the “100mg adderall” option?

Nevermind all the birds and insects dying, the crop and literal drinking water shortages. We’re gonna have front row seats to the collapse of civilization as we know it. What a fucked up time to be alive for anyone like me who cares deeply about nature. This shit is ruining my mental health.

Humanity does not deserve to exist. It has been decided, greed is our great filter. If there were 100 people to blame for all of this I could go out and kill them, but 100 million? What the hell can any of us do about that?

We still have the whole republican party denying climate change… these people are hopelessly fucking greedy and stupid.