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I guess cry profusely after sex because I never get any
Same
Option may as well have been “lose an eyelash every time you get elected president of Uzbekistan”
During.
Jokes on you, I’m into that shit.
Same! Virgins ASSEMBLE 💪
😭
I already scream when I poop. It’s not that big of a deal.
Wife in the other room: Are you ok!?
Me: Just prayin’
Jokes on you, I do both
that’s my superpower.
Poop scream would be fun.
Wait, you’re telling me poop screams aren’t normal?
That’s just Tuesday for my cat
What if I already do this?
I don’t remember clicking those both buttons at the same time … :|
Lol crying during sex can be cathartic
So I only need to do one of these anymore? Thats improvement
Yes!
Yes.
