Ask if they’re snug fit. I’m long and thin, like a pencil.

Oh fuck, everyone is like this?

I want to shop this so there’s a hole in the bottom of the cup leaking with impact font lemmy bad

Nah, they just vibing doing their thing.

But unemployment is at the lowest ever! We added 200.000 jobs. There was only a soft recession. Line goes up, and just in time for something important. What a coincidence. The economy is so great and we’re back in the bull market!

I had a girl start choking me when we made out in the back of my van for the first time. I have never been choked nor choked, so I didn’t really know what to do in the moment, just rolled with it. Later asked her about it and asked “is that what you like” to which she obviously said yes. People are horrible at communication, no wonder that relationship failed.

I know a guy who took that deal in mid 2000.

Ask them if they want to join the goon sesh. People are just shy.

Chicken bullion, soy sauce, msg, sesame oil, garlic, and a lot of hot chile. I kinda of just like hot. I want my nose running and eyes watering so much I can’t really taste anything, or if I can that’s not what I’m paying attention to.

Can a car be disabled by pouring a cup of vodka through the window?

escalating consequences for unintentional non-compliance.

Oops! Spied on you. Sooowwwyy. I’ll take a paid week off(to think about your nudes).

I’m scared that if they start including all our shit posting in their model data, it will roast me back for saying dumb stuff.

The McDonalds here had an AI prompt for like a week. I don’t care because all I need to do is say the number for my mobile order and it was faster. But everyone over 30 would be screaming and yelling shit about “who are you”, “what’s happening”, “am I supposed to talk now?”. I still get stuck behind old people that struggle with actual humans at the drive thru.

General technological competence is so far behind what can be offered to consumers. People are the bottle neck, look at bear proof trash can designs. And I don’t think it’s getting better like it was. With the internet now packaged into 2 click apps, the majority of kids are just doing that instead of getting into FOSS and Linux like the majority of the early 2000s internet users.

Just keep swimming just keep swimming

How date

Look up employment lawyers on the work pc.

bruh

Gross. Send pics.

Gambling is healthy and a great way to make money.

Shit’s on fire, yo. But does that fire only produce positive vibes or are there like 90% bad vibes, you know, bro?