“Bruh, can you tuck me in?” 😂
Aye bruh, can I get a goodnight kiss?
My daughter calls me Daddio.
It’s pretty fucking awesome.
Sounds like she is one cool cat.
Slide me some skin daddio
sus
Hopefully you’ve given her a proper hat and a pack of cigs because she’s so cool
I like Pops
It’s only cool if you look like that guy from the Iron Giant.
My kids already call me bruh.
bruh
Same
My daughter hit me with “bro” tonight. She’s 8.
Instantly grounded, no questions
Into the pit.
…of despair
My son just turned 5 and calls me “bruh” when he’s playing Minecraft. Otherwise it’s papa the rest of the day.
“bruh or some shit” is a pretty long name.
Use the acronym: BOSS
Y’all watch too much porn. Touch grass.
Like… Sexually?
Bruh
I shall fuck the dirt you walk on!
Too late, I already have
That is the most oddly threatening insult I’ve heard
daddy
Can I touch ass or gas instead? I’ve been told those three things are of equal value.
I henceforth refer to you as some shit
some shit, can you tuck me in?
Aa shitposting, this is hilarious. Given some comments though… It’s funny. People think this is a new thing. It’s just more in your face due to ubiquitous network we live in today. It has always been thus. Or did you think kinks just started after the Internet?
Steam powered, dildo machines were a thing…
Steam, huh, is this some weird Half Life 3 confirmed post? ;)
Sacher-Masoch (of “masochism” fame) was born in 1836, de Sade (of “sadism” fame) in 1740. So it’s probably not a new thing, no.
That’s sad that sadists were walking around for almost a century where no one wanted to put up with their shit
Tbh I’m pretty sure the Internet just made us hyper fixate on sex.
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When I was a kid my dad forbade me from calling him “dude”.
Forgive me father for I have sinned
Sorry daddy I have been bad
Bringing “Sire” back
You sure? That was also sexualized.
Oh sire harder
Pastor boys in shambles
In our family kids call their parents by their name 🤷
Father/Mother is just too formal for casual conversation though. Those two terms are already connotated with formality, and having your relationship with your kids feel casual is important to me at least.
English isnt my mother language, so, hah! i just wont raise my kids in english, quick solution
Feels even weirder to proactively kink shame your own daughter tbh.
that
wait
what?
Let’s be honest, it’s the dad who has the issue here. The daughter didn’t sexualize shit.
