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The Picard Maneuver@startrek.websiteM to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 years ago

Can't win if you don't play

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Can't win if you don't play

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The Picard Maneuver@startrek.websiteM to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 years ago
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  • Dasnap@lemmy.world
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    You won’t know how dangerous drunk driving is until you give it a go. Hell, you might even have some fun along the way.

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      It’s not the drunk drivers that are the issue, it’s the drunk crashers! They give us a bad rep

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        And all those assholes that can’t text and drive straight! Because of them, I “get a big fat ticket” when I write a novel on mine at 140kph.

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    Remember, you can win over 10000% but only lose up to 100% ♥️

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      And if it gets to 100% loses, you can always borrow some more. It has to go back up eventually, it’s statistics.

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    Can some explain all the pro gambling propaganda I’m seeing lately? Asking for a friend

    • The Picard Maneuver@startrek.websiteOPM
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      It’s just a common trend in shitposts to give terrible advice (like gambling) wrapped up like a meme. There are a lot of gambling ones.

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      Gambling is healthy and a great way to make money.

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        As long as you keep your ROI higher than the interest on your bank account, it’s all good

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      It’s just a joke

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        No, we’re not joking.

        Gamble to get to your well deserved riches.

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      It might be due to Kick becoming big and making tons of money by promoting gambling.

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    I woke up so it can’t be

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    Look, luck is on a need-to-know basis. I don’t need to know, I don’t need to gamble.

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    Oh, I know… I’ll probably win a broken toaster in the mall lottery on the luckiest day of my life.

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    I get up every morning, that’s enough of a gamble to me

  • JohnDClay@sh.itjust.works
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    But you can lose it you play!

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    Gamblor? Is that you?

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