Use my own condom because I’d never trust a crazy woman to not have tampered with them

Whiskered for her pleasure.

Edit: I’m so sorry

Ask for an ID

Step femboy, what are you doing?

Always finish on the bach, never on debussy.

Say いいね and pound that pompompurin

Evidently take your phone out and post a meme about it.

Let’s do it to it.

Ask if they’re snug fit. I’m long and thin, like a pencil.

Meow