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This is actually pretty accurate.
Yeah, I’m surprised how much it fits
Greed applies to all of these companies let’s be honest.
Greed could encompass most of the 7 sins.
Lust - Greed for sex
Sloth - Greed for relaxation
Gluttony - Greed for food
Envy - Greed of others stuff
The only two that don’t really fit under greed is pride and wrath
Pride - Greed for attention
Wrath - Greed for violence
Pride could work but wrath is a stretch
I was gonna put pride in there as greed for power but pride comes in many forms.
As for wrath I don’t see it as a greedy thing it’s something that is provoked. Evoked I should say.
Wrath - Greed for self-serving ends
Greed, the character from FMAB, has an interesting take on this concept. He extends the concept to call the idea of the heroes winning completely (i.e. they get their bodies back, defeat the bad guys, no one dies) to be a form of greed, and the idea of greed is independent of morality.
You could call this unhelpful broadening of the concept of greed, but I think it’s an interesting reframing of something people usually think of very negatively.
Can’t the same be said about Lust?
Greed is lust for money
Greeed
YOU COUNT THE MEDALS ONE TWO AND THREE…
Why does so much of the text look so AI-smudged
Probably the AI-smudging
I get all of these but lust for blizzard, anybody care to explain it to me?
Sexual harassment cases at Blizzard.
Oh yeah now I remember…
I love how they responded to that by changing McCree’s name (I’ll call Robotnik Eggman before I pretend Cole Cassidy isn’t the most generic shit I’ve ever heard) and then censoring the hell out of World of Warcraft
Two things that didn’t really need to happen… and I love how basically no one, not a soul, honors the new name of Jesse McCree
Maybe because their Overwatch models are used heavily in porn.
So THAT’S why it’s always so high-quality.
Nonsense. The porn has way better quality models than the game.
Or so I heard. I don’t play Overwatch.
Overwatch is an amazing porn series that has an incredibly shitty game based on it.
Who examines their porn that closely…and where
Or so I hear…
Maybe the Crosby Room has something to do with it?
Damn that Cosby room will haunt them forevermore
Ninlondo
Ninlondo Ruins
Ninlendo!
They were there at the dawn of the third generation of video games.
What’s the sin where you can’t count to 3?
Why is the Nintendo logo AI generated?
It’s not AI generated, it’s AI upscaled because the original was very low resolution and I was to lazy to remake the meme
Fair enough.
That’s for upscaling and not uploading memes in shit res though!
To escape their wrath.
Sloth should be Bethesda.
Slutty slutty Blizzard
Why does everything in the picture look blurry?
It was AI upscaled, the original version looks like this:
AI upscaling made it sharper, but overall worse. Entertainment under Blizzard is completely unreadable in the upscale.
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Or deep fry it completely.
What’s the connection between Blizzard and Lust?
A “boys club” scandal a couple years ago where the male higher-ups only hired women who would tolerate being sexually abused. Some ex-employees described it as “company culture” that propagated for a decade or more. There was an investigation after some women spoke out that led to a lawsuit, several top level managers being fired, and a couple CEOs being scrutinized really hard.
All of this is off the top of my head and maybe somewhat inaccurate, but that’s the gist of it.
Multiple sexual harassment claims and lawsuits, including incidents of stolen breast milk.
- Alleged cubicle crawls where drunk employees go cubicle to cubicle harassing females.
- Multiple C suites resigning due to personal indiscretions.
- A “Cosby” suite
- Suicide due to extreme harassment
- Multiple allegations of breast milk missing from office fridges.
You can’t make this shit up.
Maybe like Overwatch and sexualized characters
This was obviously made by a Sony fan boy
I could think of why each one is assigned, but I couldn’t figure out why Ubisoft is pride. Any ideas?
My thoughts: they pridefully use the same formula in each of their open-world games, thinking consumers won’t recognize that Far Cry’s gameplay is basically AC with guns and a different story.
Wouldn’t EA be more Pride? Y’know, Pride & Accomplishment and all that jazz?
Sloth goes better with Valve imo.
No, valve still makes games, Konami outsources it.
