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Flying Squid@lemmy.worldM to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 years ago

Horseshoe Theory of Breakfast Meals

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Horseshoe Theory of Breakfast Meals

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Flying Squid@lemmy.worldM to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 years ago
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    Where do us soylent enjoyers rest, on this scale?

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      Is that the tablespoon of powder on the far right?

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        Oh, honey…

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          deleted by creator

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        Some of the products it may be used with could be a powder but that’s a meth pipe.

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          Lol I thought it was protein powder or something.

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    Jokes on you, I take my Adderall with my energy drink.

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    croissants are taking years off my life but damn they are the shit

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      When I didn’t work from home in the mornings, I would regularly get a sausage croissant sandwich for breakfast from the Hardees down the road from where I work and damn was that good despite it being a disappointment in terms of what could be considered croissants. I’m probably better off working from home mornings.

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    I’m an Adderall and Jameson man, myself.

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      Radical Centrism, get 'em boys

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    1000% more accurate than a PCM

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    Luckily my adderall is IR so I can claim leftist ideals 😌

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    anarchism

    conservatism

    Balkans_IRL

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    “Hyperracist neo-reactionary”

    That’s new to me, I’m going to have to remember that for later

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    I’m a Dane living in Denmark, a social democracy at it’s core. I eat oatmeal with milk most mornings. I’m also a very left leaning atheist but I love a full English every once in a while.

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    yogurt & granola gang

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      Ah, Green Party voter.

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    Lux communism it is. Now to look up what it is.

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      Fully Automated Luxury Communism. It’s not too bad and idea if not a touch overly idealistic

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      https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rosa_Luxemburg

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    Where’s the biscuits and gravy also fully automated luxury gay space communism

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    As an anarchist I feel called out

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    Ok wtf this is literally spot on, my work supplies breakfast and it’s always different but my two staples are a monster (usually the zero ultra, too…) and stepping outside to hit my vape…

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    Looks up the best breakfast to see if the meme got it right

    Oh HELL no! I’d rather never eat ANY form of breakfast again than devolve back to Christianity! 😄

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