Okay… weird sentiments, but I respect them.

Lite Brite was the original pixel art

This is why I don’t drink heavy cream. I know it’s needed more as a neutron stabilizer for local fission plants.

Furry here - I have a profound sense of existential ambivalence. I still believe that a tail is like a necktie for your butt.

Ha! It always does feel slimy. I wonder how some people are capable of turning off that sense of self-reflection.

Good effort, but I’m going to default to writing with a pointy stick and my own blood like usual. I’m not allowed back at the DMV.

AUDIO GOES BRRRRRRR

Ooooh! Gold plated cables! That’ll reduce the resistance by several milliohms!

I mean, nobody REALLY deserves it. Driving consumerism seems misanthropic. Marketing and Sales people feel like a drain on society. Anyone is welcome to change my opinion. Sell me this pen.

Why does this hit so hard? Bro finally jumped inside his last box.

And they don’t talk about the brain’s cellular degeneration. Myelin sheathes decaying at the axons. We get zombie rulers.

Also, there’s nothing saying you can’t spam that shit and layer it. We probably need a rules lawyer or any of these could be exploitable.

Agent

Oooo, what if I said I was doing it for God, though?

Nah, You’re right. I know the measure of this audience.

Something something kill the concept of a benevolent God and destroy capitalism. I don’t even disagree, but we got a little reductionalist.

The Crusades?

The Crusades 2 (In Development)?

Always tickled when I see the Dragon’s Tail.

That’s assuming you don’t wreck it before you refill. The nature of the car precludes this.

Skynet starts to learn at a Geo Metro rate.

To be fair, I’ve met some cool-ass lions that were just hypnotized by Nala’s bedroom eyes.

And dragons, but they tend to have a confusing energy that makes you question if they have a quiet, submissive side.

Ass.

What if you engineered real food and spiced it like each of theirs, subverted the supply chain for a little bit, and gave people real food? Then you take it away in a week or so and everyone realizes that these chains have gone downhill.