I might say something like “Oof, gravity is kicking in, I gotta go have a seat…”
Dropping the kids at the pool.
In our language “sitting” is a synonym of “meeting”. So in the office setting, I always say “I have an important sitting coming up”.
What language?
I’m not daddy32, but this halfway works in English haha!
Pretty sure he’s German (https://translate.google.com/?hl=de&sl=de&tl=en&text=Sitzung&op=translate).
“Gotta use the sandbox”
Found the cat.
“I gotta go do some paper work” or “I need to get something down on paper” are my two go-tos
Hope everything comes out alright!
Dad?
“I need to poo-poo in the pot-tay”
I need to go 3D print something.
Definitely heat up your bed before you start extruding.
Hell yeah. I’ve a Toto Washlet with a heated seat. That thing is quite comfortable while priming your nozzle.
i say “gotta go log out”
i do freelance work with technology, and the clients think i am going to do something work related and technical.
I’m gonna try and lose some weight
It’s been 5 hours, were you successful?
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In Australia, we call it “turtle necking”. The visual is worse.
This question caused a fight in my house. Someone kept trying to say “Brown trout poking out” and i insisted that doesn’t mean poop, it means prairie dog, which i didn’t even know what a thing until a 12 year old kid said those 2 phrases to me.
I find myself quoting a line from Farscape a lot:
Must…Excrete…
In Dutch or Flemish at least we say: Ik moet een grote boodschap doen.
Which is a literal translation for: I have to make a big message.
Gotta paint the town brown
Gotta curl one out
Gotta pinch a loaf
I gotta go make some clay… 💩
Shit, this toilet ain’t gonna make itself!
Gotta make a deposit at the porcelain ATM.
You use your own anus? That’s filthy yo!
😂🤣
I only shit in other people’s pants.
Because I just shit in mine…
I need to pinch a loaf.
