I met a blind guy who wanted to experience a concert, so I took him to hear Coldplay. He said, “Now I wish I was also deaf.”
I can see and I’d be pissed if that was the concert you took me to without forewarning.
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My gran grans favorite “get up and go” songs.
- My Neck, My Back (Lick It)
- Magic Stick
- Put It In Your Mouth
- Look Back At Me
- Deepthroat
- Pussy Monster
- Anaconda
Is your gran single?
Pop pop did pass away. Heart attack in bed.
Is he the reason why ‘when you nut but she still keeps sucking’ meme exists?
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I mean, if your husband is dead, it’s kind of assumed that he can’t get pregnant.
You joke, but do you have any idea how hard I’ve tried?
My wife still struggles with language and memory after her strokes from several years back, but every now and then she’ll break into song with a perfect tune from even as far back as her childhood.
Please stop, that’s beautiful. Best of luck to you and your wife ❤️🥺
I want to get a tatoo that says “Things to play if I have brain damage” or something, then put bands and genres that hit core memories.
Get a qr code to a Spotify playlist. This way you won’t have to get laser removal when you want to change a song
Better yet, get a qr code to your own domain that forwards to your spotify playlist so you can change the entire qr code to something else in the future should you want to
Edit: Hell, I might actually do this lol.
Who’s going to maintain the domain while you’re in coma? Also how do you know the price for playlists 5 years from now, it could be more expensive than a car!
🤨
Better yet just encode the list of songs in the qr code. No need to depend on SaaS
My spouse was admitted to hospital for two weeks and had several geriatric roommates. The nurse asked one of them if she knew where she was, and she yelled “IN SATAN’S ASSHOLE”.
Oh so Texas?
That actually isn’t even much of a stretch for Texas names. I live near the Devil’s Backbone.
So you live just north of Satan’s asshole. Got it.
Satan’s asshole in Texas is called Dan Patrick.
More specifically, Houston.
Huh didn’t realize people hate Coldplay so much. Not for me, but I didn’t think they were particularly bad.
I could be comatose, damn near brain dead, almost lifeless, and if Rhianna starts singing country I will jump out of the medical bed and throw myself out the nearest window to get away from it.
For a while they were like Maroon 5 level over exposed. I don’t think I’ve heard a song from them in a while though.
My grandpa had a stroke and the various Mormon friends neighbors that never said a word to this coffee drinking sailor suddenly wanted to put church choir music on.
He likes Mozart and I will bury you in the backyard if you try
Did you mean, “turn IT up”?
Also, if bands were colors, Coldplay would be beige.
I think they misspoke. They probably meant to say Nickelback, not Coldplay.
I hope he replied, “Don’t Look Back In Anger”
That’s Oasis, isn’t it?
Nana’s got Alzheimer’s, not Shazam
Viva la vida
Hahah dae Coldplay bad
Years later and that album launch is still traumatizing folks XD
Coldplay is the John Krasinski of music.
She wanted Nickelback.
