SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · edit-28 months agodoing my best google impression Did you mean: turn it up?lemmy.dbzer0.comimagemessage-square37fedilinkarrow-up1851arrow-down113
arrow-up1838arrow-down1imagedoing my best google impression Did you mean: turn it up?lemmy.dbzer0.comSnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · edit-28 months agomessage-square37fedilink
minus-squareBonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up49·8 months agoMy spouse was admitted to hospital for two weeks and had several geriatric roommates. The nurse asked one of them if she knew where she was, and she yelled “IN SATAN’S ASSHOLE”.
minus-squarechiliedogg@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up18·8 months agoThat actually isn’t even much of a stretch for Texas names. I live near the Devil’s Backbone.
minus-squarejubilationtcornpone@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·8 months agoSo you live just north of Satan’s asshole. Got it.
minus-squareInternetCitizen2@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·8 months agoSatan’s asshole in Texas is called Dan Patrick.
minus-squareCornelius_Wangenheim@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·8 months agoMore specifically, Houston.
My spouse was admitted to hospital for two weeks and had several geriatric roommates. The nurse asked one of them if she knew where she was, and she yelled “IN SATAN’S ASSHOLE”.
Oh so Texas?
That actually isn’t even much of a stretch for Texas names. I live near the Devil’s Backbone.
So you live just north of Satan’s asshole. Got it.
Satan’s asshole in Texas is called Dan Patrick.
More specifically, Houston.