Eat a bag of sugar-free gummy bears or a half gallon of sugar-free ice cream. Another option as one other comment mentioned are those unregulated asian slimming teas that have questionable ingredients. The safest and most practical solution is a laxative used for colonoscopy prep.
Sugar free gummy bears will make you shit your pants in 2 hours. And in 3 hours. And in 4 hours. Etc.
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Thanks. Try mineral oil.
Orally, anally, both?
Orally. It can take 6 hours for a bowel movement.
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There’s this stuff they give you before a colonoscopy. I don’t know what it’s called but it will get the job done
Movieprep or kleenprep. I’ve had both and one definitely worked for me and the other only kicked in the morning off my endoscopy.
There’s these which are prescription only, but you can also down a bottle of magnesium citrate as an OTC alternative.
Good ol magnesium shit-rate
And as a bonus, the taste of magnesium citrate doesn’t make you gag like the prescription stuff.
Sprite and magnesium citrate. A dose takes about 30 minutes to work, so if you dilute it in a 20 ounce bottle it should hit at about the 2 hour mark depending on how your body reacts.
This is the stuff to use, but I don’t think diluting will work like this. I recommend taking it, with a bit of sprite 30 minutes before showtime.
Stay hydrated!
I lost 7.5 lbs in one night due to that stuff. I went to the doctor because I kept having diarrhea. Turns out I was so constipated the only thing that could make its way out was liquid. I drank a bottle of that stuff and 45 minutes later…well…you know that one scene from Dumb and Dumber? Yeah, that was me for like an hour and half straight.
Hopefully the shortage isn’t still going on. There was a huge shortage a couple years ago and I couldn’t get it anywhere. Had to resort to an enema to prep for my surgery.
My local Walmart has it for $1.47 in grape, cherry, and lemon. Looks like Walgreens has it too!
Don’t get the lemon. It’s way too strong of a flavor lmao
Milk of magnesia. You can get it at basically any drug store and it will make you fucking BLAST.
Hairbo sugar free gummy bears
They said 2-6 hrs. Not 2-6 min
Ok so i think it is cool everybody answers the question…
But why PenisWenisGenius? Why do you need this information?
Just asking for a friend 😇
Which friend and why do they need it
They need it for anal reaaons
Salt water flush. You will shit continuously for two hours as your body tries to rid you of a dangerous amount of salt.
Am Crawfish, can confirm
Not sure if they’re still available, but gummy bears made with Lycasin guarantee explosive results.
Just relax homie, you got this. 💩
Mainline dysentery infected blood
Improperly cooked eggs or chicken can help
This is easy. Google “miralax colonoscopy prep solution”
Enjoy!
Magnesium citrate. Take it a few minutes before you actually need to.
are you trying to get someone to break off with you?
