At no point, because they will lose their job and no one will care it happened.

If you dissolve parliament, does the country go back to the monarchy?

Cherry pie filling.

Me watching a BBC TV show: “The suspect’s home is five miles away.”

shocked pikachu

How big is the ocean between Europe and Russia?

Very cool. Still a baby killer.

Mazk of Zorro, obviously.

Use their house number for accuracy. You don’t want to be spreading gossip about the wrong fentanyl zombie.

Aesop Rock - Bird School

There are so many short cuts. Automatic feeder, automatic scooper, pumpless fountains, automatic vacuum to clean up the massive amount of fur in the carpet.

These are game changers. All I have to do is treats and pets.

Space is the final frontier science.

Actually, being a boob or ass man doesn’t require sex acts, only the attraction.

I don’t want to watch the movie, because I don’t like horror. Can someone link me to “the fucking thing”?

This ain’t funny.

Ascending to Swarga to enjoy some treats before coming back as a belt.

The average lifespan of a starling is usually between two and five years.

KFC guy wasn’t even colored, because they only had black and white film back then.

These went away on my MILs phone (I think after an update), so she was freaking out that she couldn’t tell when someone had texted her. Other than the notification bar and chime when they were received, that is.

Just ask it how many Rs are in blueberry, and run away while it has to think about it a while.

I honestly did not expect this answer.