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PenisWenisGenius@lemmynsfw.com to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 year ago

If I wanted to, hypothetically, guarentee that I shit my pants 2 to 6 hours from now, how should I do it?

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If I wanted to, hypothetically, guarentee that I shit my pants 2 to 6 hours from now, how should I do it?

PenisWenisGenius@lemmynsfw.com to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 year ago
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    deleted by creator

    • Agent641@lemmy.world
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      Sugar free gummy bears will make you shit your pants in 2 hours. And in 3 hours. And in 4 hours. Etc.

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    RemindMe! 6 hours “reply to this thread”

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      You asked for a reminder to: reply to this thread

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        Thanks. Try mineral oil.

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          Orally, anally, both?

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            Orally. It can take 6 hours for a bowel movement.

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      I hope that stupid bot doesn’t exist here

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    There’s this stuff they give you before a colonoscopy. I don’t know what it’s called but it will get the job done

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      Movieprep or kleenprep. I’ve had both and one definitely worked for me and the other only kicked in the morning off my endoscopy.

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        There’s these which are prescription only, but you can also down a bottle of magnesium citrate as an OTC alternative.

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          Good ol magnesium shit-rate

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          And as a bonus, the taste of magnesium citrate doesn’t make you gag like the prescription stuff.

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    Sprite and magnesium citrate. A dose takes about 30 minutes to work, so if you dilute it in a 20 ounce bottle it should hit at about the 2 hour mark depending on how your body reacts.

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      This is the stuff to use, but I don’t think diluting will work like this. I recommend taking it, with a bit of sprite 30 minutes before showtime.

      Stay hydrated!

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      I lost 7.5 lbs in one night due to that stuff. I went to the doctor because I kept having diarrhea. Turns out I was so constipated the only thing that could make its way out was liquid. I drank a bottle of that stuff and 45 minutes later…well…you know that one scene from Dumb and Dumber? Yeah, that was me for like an hour and half straight.

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      Hopefully the shortage isn’t still going on. There was a huge shortage a couple years ago and I couldn’t get it anywhere. Had to resort to an enema to prep for my surgery.

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        My local Walmart has it for $1.47 in grape, cherry, and lemon. Looks like Walgreens has it too!

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          Don’t get the lemon. It’s way too strong of a flavor lmao

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    Milk of magnesia. You can get it at basically any drug store and it will make you fucking BLAST.

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    Hairbo sugar free gummy bears

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      They said 2-6 hrs. Not 2-6 min

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    Ok so i think it is cool everybody answers the question…

    But why PenisWenisGenius? Why do you need this information?

    • PenisWenisGenius@lemmynsfw.comOP
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      Just asking for a friend 😇

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        Which friend and why do they need it

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          They need it for anal reaaons

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    Salt water flush. You will shit continuously for two hours as your body tries to rid you of a dangerous amount of salt.

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      Am Crawfish, can confirm

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    Not sure if they’re still available, but gummy bears made with Lycasin guarantee explosive results.

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    Just relax homie, you got this. 💩

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    Mainline dysentery infected blood

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    Improperly cooked eggs or chicken can help

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    This is easy. Google “miralax colonoscopy prep solution”

    Enjoy!

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    Magnesium citrate. Take it a few minutes before you actually need to.

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    are you trying to get someone to break off with you?

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