OMG, Had just moved into a new house. BEAUTIFUL white kitchen, marble counter tops, light grey floor, whole 9 yards.
Kid 1: I want home made pizzas for my birthday party
Me: FUUUUUUU…OK
Day of:
Split up the 17 batches of fermented dough I had made into pie rounds
Broke out the cast iron skillet.
Started working out dough rounds.
Round -> corn starch-> skillet on the range on high -> sauce -> cheese -> meat -> broil -> cut -> deliver -> next
Round -> corn starch-> skillet on the range on high -> sauce -> cheese -> meat -> broil -> cut -> deliver -> next
Round -> corn starch-> skillet -> on the range on high sauce -> cheese -> meat -> broil -> cut -> deliver -> next
CRANKIN’ IT OUT BOSS!
Oh shit I’m out of red sauce, grab another giant glass jar from the pantry
Go to grab something with my off hand, swing the sauce too close, comes down on the edge of the counter, 99.9% over the floor. CRACK!
Bottom of the glass jar just falls off. I’m wearing cargo shorts, it fills my pocket, and my shoe, and slops into the open drawer and down the counter face and as the glass hits the floor, the sprays up all over the rest of the counters and my shirt and the ceiling and the lip of the counter.
That sounds like a real lasanyer shoe day.
- Living space with pristine white room and furnishings
- Living space with one or more children
Pick one.
the children had nothing to do with butterfingers goof up though?
Man I thought the other night was bad. Just got my new fizzy drink maker machine. Showed my kids how awesome fizzy orange juice is. I didn’t release the pressure after fizzing it up, remove the bottle and BOOM, fizzy OJ goes EVERYWHERE… ceiling, my face, walls, the clean dishes on the drying rack, windows etc etc. lol
Oh yeah, I have one of those. My failure was lemonade. They need to make one with a longer straw so you can keep the liquid further down in the carbonation bottle. Anything but water is a constant s*** show
You’re supposed to make water fizzy, and then afterwards add flavor (which contains sugar.)
I don’t think you are supposed to add it before otherwise it explodes everywhere?
DrinkMate will fizzify any liquid, it’s different than the soda stream where you add their flavors. I use this for water mostly tho
When mayonnaise used to be sold in glass jars I dropped a brand new jar and had mayonnaise and broken glass everywhere.
Were you able to salvage any? Just asking if it was Hellman’s you could maybe still use some from the top.
It was Hellmann’s and no, it was an absolute shit show. I was cleaning mayonnaise off the ceiling
This was a long story.
Heh so is the cleanup, I still find little spots of tomato sauce to this day
Bitch lasanyer
Been having a lot of lasanyer on shoe days lately myself. I feel ya Troy.
Please don’t lasan’ya shoes!
That is definitely lasanyer, because no one makes lasagna with one giant sheet of pasta on the top and bottom.
Wtf is a lasyanyarer
Sounds like a giant robot from a Japanese anime.
One who lasanyas.
IANALasanyer
Frozen lasanyer is a trap! It’s rigid going into the oven, but floppy coming out.
Skill issue
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That’s what she said
What were they doing with lasanyer near the wall with shoes
Maybe eating it at a desk?
That looks like a doormat too.
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Lasanyer*
TIL I eat family sized portions. Like, that’s lunch, at most.
you must be American
These comments while not always inaccurate seem out of place, like I’ve seen fat fucks around the globe. America has an obesity problem for sure but this just comes off with a lot of smug.
There is data, so we can be positive that America has more fat fucks per capita than almost anywhere else on the planet. The only countries with higher obesity rates are the various pacific islands.
America will fight hard to protect their number one status on this, but these comments are starting to be pots calling the kettles fat. In Europe obesity is nearly 1/4 and 50% overweight. Making a fat=American poke is just losing it’s predictive power by quite a lot now. It’s not as safe a bet as it was in the 90s.
Far off actually. I’ve just always eaten a lot, anything less and I start losing weight.
you have the metabolism of a hummingbird
that’s like a cake tray of lasagna
That has the area of 2 feet and looks pretty tall. I think you wouldn’t be able to eat that whole thing.
I don’t think he wanted to eat those shoes.
My family is a lot bigger than that
“Family size” is a marketing term aimed at making the large size comfortable for women to buy
It’s not really about how it could feed a family, though it could
party size chips. all for meeeee
At least, the carpet still intact!
Those shoes look pretty lame to be anybody’s favorite pair. And it’s only on one of them, what a complainer.
Hands up who would still eat the lasanyer and wear the shoes 🤚
