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Also fine, but I guess what I was trying to express is that memes have existed forever and any claim that this is the “first” one is just silly.

Also relevant: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3d1phCytJyg

“the first memes” yeah right

Always a bit edgy when people focus on the pronunciation of Kant, instead of its meaning.

Just ask yourself “What would Andrew Tate do?” and then do the opposite of that

They are anti-vagcers, after all

Guess I’m gay. 🤷‍♂️

Being so direct and manly about this and acknowledging your gayness actually makes you an alpha cis male again

Blabla

Backe (cheek) can be used both for the cheek in the face and the butt. But I guess you could say Arschbackpfeife? Arschbackpfeifengesicht? I’m not sure, need some inspiration from fellow Germans.

Pretty close, although Backpfeife has nothing to do with the back of your hand (five?), if that was your association. It also kind of fits, though. And what you associate with “shit” is German for “face” :D

Backpfeife would literally translate to “cheek whistle”, because that’s our favorite instrument to play when encountering a couch molester.

I think they’re just toys in God’s creep collection

Why would some people be sent to heaven, though?

“Some bullshit” yeah right you just craved for that avocado toast, didn’t you?

In the future, cars will be so big that we will need a second, smaller car to drive us to the driver’s seat.

Welcome to 2015 I guess?

Apart from all the other bullshit rightfully called out below, this makes an illogical implication. Being the smart autistic superbrain Melon claims to be, it’s surprising he doesn’t see that. Or maybe not, because in reality he’s just a sad ass who is too scared of just going to therapy.

If: Not being capable of violence => Not being able to call yourself peaceful

Then: Being able to call yourself peaceful => Being capable of violence

But not: Being capable of violence => Being able to call yourself peaceful

Let me put this differently:

You’re standing at a lever that can influence the direction of the shrapnel. If you do nothing, 5 people will get hit with bowling ball shrapnel and 1 person with marble shrapnel. If you pull the lever, 5 people will get hit with marble shrapnel and 1 person with bowling ball shrapnel.

What do you do?

Would you rather get hit by bowling ball shrapnel or marble shrapnel?

What happens if you shoot them against each other with the same momentum?

Be patient, Mr./Mrs./Ms. CumFart