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defunct_punk@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 year ago

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defunct_punk@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 year ago
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    I lost the game. Now prepare to die.

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      What?

      • RedditWanderer@lemmy.world
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        He’s literally Inigo Montoya.

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          What?

  • Iamsqueegee@sh.itjust.works
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    Fuck you. Respectfully.

  • Ð Greıt Þu̇mpkin@lemm.ee
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    YOU SON OF A BITCH!

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  • madcaesar@lemmy.world
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    I lost da game? I’m too stupid for the joke apparently

    • histic@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      young* probably

    • HonoraryMancunian@lemmy.world
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      https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Game_(mind_game)

      • madcaesar@lemmy.world
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        Oh thanks. Yea I’m too old for this I guess 😂

        • HonoraryMancunian@lemmy.world
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          It’s actually quite an old game!

  • shawwnzy@lemmy.world
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    Man that was a couple year streak I think,a new record

  • Iron Lynx@lemmy.world
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    I hope you stub your little toe twice today.

  • Stache_@lemmy.ml
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    This is sofa king wee Todd did

    • dalekcaan@lemm.ee
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      I live on a pirate ship with lots and lots of apples

  • Mango@lemmy.world
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    I lost the game. I’m not even mad.

  • Resol van Lemmy@lemmy.world
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    Thanks for making me lose the game by accident.

  • UniversalFlamingo@lemmy.world
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    Damnit…

  • HonoraryMancunian@lemmy.world
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    I had to say it in an American accent to get it (also fuck you)

    • HollowNaught@lemmy.world
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      That would explain why I wasn’t getting the joke

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    As someone who has only ever “played” “the game” to make other people lose, I’m pretty sure I actually win.

    ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ

  • daniskarma@lemmy.world
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    Jokes on you. I don’t know how to properly pronounce english so it sound like nosense for me.

    • Herbal Gamer@sh.itjust.works
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      I know how to properly pronounce english and that’s exactly why it didn’t work for me.

  • MightyGalhupo@lemmy.world
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    Can someone explain the joke? I don’t get it

    • SlurpDaddySlushy@lemmy.world
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      Back in the day there was this thing called the game. Everyone is playing regardless of if they want to or not. The point of the game is to not think about the game. If you’re not thinking about the game, you’re winning. The second you think about the game, you’ve lost the game. Once that happens you are required to announce to everyone around you that you lost the game, making them also lose the game.

      • KᑌᔕᕼIᗩ@lemmy.ml
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        I get it now thanks to you but I still think it’s stupid.

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          Sometimes I think as many as six stupid things before breakfast.

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          That’s kind of the point though

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            It’s pretty fun though. My friends and I still play and when we’re in a group it makes an uproar. There’s always someone who says, “WTF I had like a several year streak you dick!”

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          It would be a lot funnier if you had discovered it in middle school.

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        I love a bit of R.D.Laing.

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