Zuckerberg you say?

Hell, some have their own jingles

Look, we took a chance and asked the moon. I didn’t know he was an alabaster moron, did I?

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That’s never stopped McCarthyism before

Contact!

That, or Jesus was the American people and we’re in a post-betrayal world, which I guess would make Trump Pontius Pilate.

Hey gurl, you want sum blue?

Good on your mom. Lots of people say they’d pass on the money in that situation, but it takes a lot of chutzpah to go through with it.

why Luffy could stretch his arms out so far without breaking bones

Yo ho ho he took a bite of gum gum

I’m lucky, Boost was my app of choice. Now I just use it for Lemmy instead.

Peaceful purposes you say?

The man admitted to collecting and sharing information but denies espionage charges.

Um?

It was that day that Dave learned what a constrictor is

“I was the killer all along! I was testing your abilities as a father!”

“Shaun! Shaun! Shaaaaaaaun!”

Tag yourself, I’m rip.

Nuclear power is just boiling water

See, I don’t understand acts of god as it pertains to insurance. Acts of god are unforeseen, unavoidable accidents. What is insurance for if not literally that exact situation?

To say nothing of cockroaches…

Nuclear power is just boiling water