House. The original intro with Tear Drop is a banger.

It’s pretty fun though. My friends and I still play and when we’re in a group it makes an uproar. There’s always someone who says, “WTF I had like a several year streak you dick!”

Back in the day there was this thing called the game. Everyone is playing regardless of if they want to or not. The point of the game is to not think about the game. If you’re not thinking about the game, you’re winning. The second you think about the game, you’ve lost the game. Once that happens you are required to announce to everyone around you that you lost the game, making them also lose the game.

Everyone knows you have to flip it twice to get it into superposition.

Execs: mental break down isn’t sexy, let’s say he has a drug problem so people can rally for him.

Nine-nine📣

Oh no! I’m so sorry :(

ItHertzWhenIP

He knows they exist. But he also doesn’t consider trans women to be women.

Part this and part gate keeping.

Shady Nasty’s?

I miss lifewater. Preferred it over VitaminWater but unfortunately that’s still around.

I make broth with Better Than Bouillon.

LG enV Touch. The thing was actually awesome. Music player was dope, touchscreen worked well, full physical keyboard, and the browser could load Flash. The web browser wasn’t perfect but was on par with the blackberry of the time.

I think it’s a thing all dads of a certain age used to say.

Would I still look like me, just more feminine?

If so, cry.

It’s pronounced pasghetti.

I would not call the date a success lol. I tried to plan to go somewhere but the girl knew a mutual friend so she said she felt more comfortable coming over my apartment. She was adamant about being pizza (which was awful), and when she walked in she cracked a joke about how easily she could get raped. 0/10. Did not see her again.

I used dating apps for 10 years. Got maybe a dozen replies and 1 date. So I’m looking at like a .00001% success rate. It’s heartbreaking how unattractive that makes me feel.