Try for multiple orgasms, I guess.
Had one girlfriend that had an orgasm every few minutes by fucking, fingering, getting eaten out, masturbation… Basically every kind of sex made her come immediately. She really was a miracle. One day she came 40 times in a row. I counted intentionally that day because I was wondering how often she could come. We only stopped that day because I was completely done and exhausted and drained.
She felt great and wanted to continue.
Sounds fun.
Play with my boobs
#MASTURBATION!
Yuuuuuuup
Masturbate, max out my credit cards on clothes and same-day sex toys, body hair removal, stab myself in the eye with mascara and eyeliner pencil, book tubal ligation, get period stopping birth control, septum ring, mani-pedi, smash gashes with lasses, fuck myself sore.
Day 2 would be a self-care day of cozy sweaters, cocoa, movies, and trying to vibrate my clit off.
You just described my weekends.
You really get it lol. Also, hope you don’t wake up on the first day of the periods. Or the 3 days before. Or the 5 days during the period and 2 days after :)
Day one waking up with an axe wound would not be a great start. I’d probably just have to try out the massage setting on the showerhead and shove some paper towels up there. Then put on sweatpants and a hoodie then run to the store to pickup midol, period supplies, ugly underwear, chocolate, and a vibrator.
I can only describe my periods this way: like someone is twisting a serrated knife constantly in your belly (uterus). Up and down, left, right, up and down… It doesn’t stop for 3 days straight…I’m really looking forward to menopause…no amount of painkillers help. But the chocolate and nice people does :)
Do you have endometriosis?
Yes.
Oh honey. You’re gonna learn lots real quick.
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Same-day delivery. I considered saying “next-day” or “overnight sex toys from Japan”, but the reality would be me being impatient.
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That would be a Tinder hookup.
My wife is bi and apparently reeeeeeaaaaaaally good at eating pussy. I’d have to check that out.
I also choose this guy’s bi wife.
Hey, is your wife single?
Nah, me and her girlfriend are enough for her right now.
Let the homies hit.
What’s stopping you from doing this now?
Who said I am stopping the homies now?
Figure out how much stuff I could fit into my hot pocket.
Hopefully be a hot one and fuck every guy I could (yes, im gay)
I’m glad I’m not the only one who immediately thought: “I wanna get fucked by ALL the men!”
Call one of my woman friends and ask them come over to help me to learn do the woman stuff I don’t know how to do.
Does everyone else I know remember me as male and now I am female or am I waking up in a world where this is normal for everyone but me?
If I were making it a movie it would be a reverse ;Quantum Leap.’ You’d look the same as always to everyone else, but you’d see yourself as a woman.
Skirt go spinny also tell my gf
Psst You don’t need to be a girl to enjoy Skirt go spinny. Everyone can enjoy it regardless of gender or sex.
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That is true I’m only saying it’s not needed to like feminine clothes or that liking feminine clothes doesn’t automatically make someone trans (only identifying as trans makes someone trans), I know a lot of Femboys who enjoy it while still identifying as male (myself included).
Not saying that they can’t be or certainly aren’t trans.
Get naked and stare at myself in the mirror I guess
On the long term, if I’m goodlooking enough I would really consider making a living whoring myself out on Twitch and OnlyFans.
I would also find out how bi-curious is my SO.
Is this a trans question
Definitely seems like something you’d see on [email protected], [email protected], or the old subreddits of the same content.
I was curious to see how people would react in a situation like this
I’m also a transbian in the closet so that may have been also part of the motivation in me asking this question
Depends on how hot I look.
You sure?
