Unfortunately, the rest of the tweet also isn’t true.
Don’t do that. Don’t get my hopes up like that.
We should spread new elon death rumors and make what happened more and more embarrassing with each telling.
Edit: I love all of these already, lol
I vote for him pissing his pants, slipping in a pool of his own piss, and then falling and smashing his head against that sink he was carrying in that picture back when he bought Twitter.
I’d start out with heart attack, then add in drug-induced, then overdose, then overdose and found in a puddle of his own urine, etc…
Just progressively more as if more information keeps coming out.
Complications of a failed penis enlargement surgery.
Slipped in a puddle of piss taking his first shower after a widening.
Elon goes for a Sunday drive in his Space-Tesla, forgets oxygen.
The founder of nothing
Wrong again.
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Yep he isnt dead, My source
It’s not official until the is -> was brigade shows up.
Fully expected that link to just lead to a picture of an ass. Didn’t expect there to be an article about one too.
Well, that’s upsetting
His signature looks like a graffiti in Arabic.
This stuff is back again? A year or two ago FB and the like was littered with spammers posting fake news that some celeb or other had died or met some tragedy to get people to click it. This stuff is annoying as heck, there’s plenty of spammers, but for some reason this particular brand seems very ubiquitous.
It’s because the sites refuse to police misinformation in any form. You want attention on that, you have to say something that someone in charge of that cares about. Falsely reporting their death is an easy, legal and fun way to make a content moderator or site owner or CEO pause and say “hey wait a minute”
Musk is not going to reflect on his actions. He’ll scream, cry, and shid himself before banning them and posting a rant about lying liberals.
Investigators say they found Mr. Msuk face down in a bowl of SpaghettiOs.
Fuck elmo as always. 🖕
Is he really dead?
