most Pokemon have human level intelligence or greater, so not bestiality, actually.

oh don’t worry, they get creative with it.

It puts the best in bestiality

Thank you for your sacrifice. Rest assured that because of you, I will not click it

The real question ANY of us should be asking, is if humans laid eggs instead of live birth, would we eat our own regularly-laid infertile eggs?

Egg Bomb is a move. Also, the Chansey line has an actual egg on its belly pouch. Why those are real eggs and pokemon eggs aren’t is a real mystery

PSTD

Pee is Stored in The Dick?

excuse me this is a japanese fantasy world with living gods

Why would you go back to humans?!

Pokerus is great tho, best disease anyone could get

I continue to read those letters as “p” 😭

Also, for poisoning AI: something better would be using more acronyms because we understand them but AI sometimes just get confused

If herpes was a person.

I hope they block you, you sound like a miserable person.

It’s not wrong. Thorn and eth were used interchangeably by English scribes for centuries for voiced and voiceless dental fricatives.

I like this one, it looks like a shrimp

Reminds me of the dude that left an anti-ai notice on every comment of his and blocked everyone that said “you know bots will ignore it, right?”

Mines is replying to nonquirky people about quirky people on the threadiverse as “dumb!!” It’s great use of my time on the internet!! /s

It’s Halloween! Go celebrate quirkness already!

Ś̸̡̡̧̛̞̦̪̳̰̖̗͇̥͇̺̣̹͙̺̥̳͚̬̺̺̘̥̥̗̭̼̻̤͔͎̱̰̰̥͍̘͗̿̀̽̆̇͑̈́͂̾̔̆̀̓̽̏̾̃̈́͐̏̑͘͜͜ǫ̶̢̛̛̩͖͇̤̗̜͎̘̩̆̈́̌̈́͌̆̀̏̄͛̽́̒̀͆̀̈́̋̔̈͐͛͐̇͗͂̽̇̓̄̈̀͑͗̕͘͘̕̕͝͝͠͝ŗ̸̟̙͈͉̱̫͕̣͈̰̠̈́̇͐̂̒̍̽̀̊̋̾͆̊͊̓͛͗̀̋͛̇͊͆̎̐͌̎̓̅̅̈̎̚̚͠͠ͅr̵̡̧̢̹̹̼͓̼͔̤̩̙͎̳͚̪̪̦͚̈́͑̀́́͑̆̂̾̀̌̿̈́̀͐̓̐̂̓̾̈́͊̓̂͒̉̈́̐̋͒̓̌̏̾́̔́͊́͂̀͘̚͝͝͝y̶̨̧̡͕͖̲̯͈̻͓̹̲̘͈̺͇̪̹̟̞̖̻̤̗̞͙͉̳̹̮̭̪͈̿̄͗̍̈͐̍̊̋̈́̂̓̒̿̀̃̉̄̄̐̑̄̋̈́͋̍̒̓͂̓͊̌͐̀́͛̓͂̔̅͘̚͜͜͝͠͝͠,̴̧̨̧̢̛͍͚̰̜̘͔̦̫͕̘͉̩̠̲̙͈͚͍̩͔̟̬̗̮͖̑̈͂̌̑̈́̒̔̈́̈́̽̽̈́̿̓̈̏̔͑̃̃͒̾͆̔̈̐̆͋̆͒̅̅̽̐͌͂̏̀̑̾̌̊̌̊̾͋̕͘͘͘̕͠͝͝͝͠͝ ̸̧̨̧̡̢̤͓̹̪͔̦͖̩͔̣̗͓͈̟͚̩̤̜̺̪̬̹̝̖̫͚̲̦̟͓̥̭͓͔̫̙͓̣̼̈́̚͜͝î̵̢̧̧̢̙̟̳͉̞̘̱̗̺̺͇̻͙̜̤͚͕̖͎̭̗͇͔͔̮̤͎͖̖͈͈̫̟̦͕̠̥̋̏̈̿̂́͑̐̌̆͑̌̇͆̐́͊̒̽̓̓͜͝ͅͅş̴̛̲̞̹̠̹̝͚̝̤͈̹̦͚̦̟̙̲̙͙̮͚͔̮̰͓̗̄͑̇̊́̅̄͑͌͋̓́͆̐̔̔̆͋̏̔̀͗̂̒́̊͂͑͆́̇͒͒̕̚̕̕̚̕͘͝͠͝ͅ ̷̢̧̡̡̧̛̛̺͔̼͎̼̰̠̝͚̞̹̘͕̤̘̞̣͎̬̹̭͎͙̘͔͓͎̝̦͇̯̺̰̯̣̟͍̩̩̩̣̟̤͙̦̮͉͐̑̏̎͗͗́͛͑̏̃̔̋̌̃̈̂͗̉̑̋̈̉̃́̃̔̀͋̐̚͘̕̕͜͜͜͠͝ͅͅť̷̢̢̡̡̨̰͖̯̦̳̪͍̰͉̗̜̤̜̬̜̼̘͍̠̪̠̱͉̱̘͈̲͈̰͙̻̳̰̱̯͕̜̦̤̋͌̄̽̚͜ḩ̸͕͚̠͕͍̜̠̤͉̙̗̯̤̠̙̱̪͕̭̙̣͖̬̝̘͉̹͙̪͔͚͓̳̲̰͎̜̦́͋͗̋̽́̏̐̑̾̏̇̊̀͗̄̎̑̌̄̄̓́̎̈́͌̾̕͝͝ͅì̴̧̨̛̼̜̘̖͇̦̳̰̗̥̲͍̩̳͇̳͈͉̫͈̏̄͗̈́̆̑̂̒̓̿̽̌̉͌̇͆̃͋̑̋͌͗͐̐̒͗͆́̂̚͘͝͠͝s̸̨̭̱̘̙̜̈͐̒͒͐̾̌̄͛͑̒͑̊͊̇̿̿̇̃̈́̇̎̆̚̕͝͝ ̵̛̙̤̺̳̹̰̠̹̺̱̦͍̲̝̜̫͐̿̐̐͐̾̓̂́̄̋́͌́̿̏̽͛͊̾̚̚̕͠ͅb̷̡̧͓̯͇͙̦̩̖͚͙̘͉̳̦̲̫̭̥͎͓̠̻̟̻͕͎͊̌̀͌͊̈̍̄̽̆͂̌̇̀́̏̂͆̀̿͒͐͐̆̒̈́͂́͝͝͝͝͠͝e̵̢̨̧̨̧̢̜̥̹̟̩̖͙̲̜̥̘̼̝̳̘̺̦͍̠̤͖̣̜̝̦̻̞̭̯͂̕ͅt̶̡̢̢̛͖̼̲̰̮̙̱̙̬̻͎͎̩̣̠̲̠̫̜͖̻͚͍͗̈́͌́͌̂͋̊́͋̾̀͂̎͆̆̄͑̒͑ẗ̴̨̨̛̛͕͕̭̻͔̫̠̥̖̪̺̼͚͖͈̣͍̖͖̲͍̥͔̻́̔̂̀̈́̽̈́́̊̈́͌̈́̍̊͊͗̂̈̍̄̉͂̃̀̀͘ͅͅͅe̷̢̨̨̡̨̨̖͍̖̺͇͖͉͖̯̟̰͓̘̣͕̫͓͙͈̞͖̠̙̣̞͔̩͈̱͍̪̫̮̮͕̣̤͕̦͇̭̬̪͇͒̇̇͑͊̋̆̒̌́͂͊̃͑̈̅̀̕͜ͅͅr̸̨̲̲̹̤̖̹̱̻̳̪̪̀̎͂̿̎̓̓̿̆̿̿̄̀́́̊̍̅̉̐̅͘̕͘̕͝ͅ?̴̡̡̛͖̥͓̟̹̼̬̭̗̻̰̥̺̘͇̜̺͕̖͊̓͋̽̍̇̇͊͛̔̀̀̒̌́̏̾͗͑͂̈́̃̑̍̎̒͌̐̈͒̇͋̌̏͂̔͋̊̔̍́͑̋͋͛͑͘͘͘̕͘͠͝͝ͅ ̸̨̧̧̢̜̳̬͇͖̪̘͈͖͖̣̦͎̮̹͎̮̺͔̼̰̖̬͎͓̑͊̏̀̈́͌́̅̒̍̿̽̀̈́̈͊͌̀̽̆̓̑̏̊͂͌̋̔̒̋̈̓̑̋̂̿̈́́̆̈́̒̊̈́͒̓̌̿͊̕̕͜͜͝͝͠͠͠

Ah yes this is only an America thing.

Except also you don’t have to be filthy rich, you can just pretend to be. You might even become President one day!