I’m told you are supposed to pick up the good ones.

Upvoted for humility. You’re a good egg.

Houston was not designed with traffic in mind. Houston is a blob of vague zoning laws and and “add-a-lane” monstrous freeways that create 4 hours of crawling traffic.

Here’s a fun tidbit, I used to deal with ambulance billing. Most places would try to hang back on submitting their bills, because the first to submit would hit the insurance deductible, and it was unsure if that portion would be paid.

Flight services bill as quickly as possible, out of concern of hitting a billing cap, because after, say, $100,000 on a bill, some policies stop paying.

The only thing that would cause deflation is innovation or reduced demand, and there’s not a lot of innovation in food, and everyone but anorexics seem determined to eat.

Where was Peewee Herman when we needed him?

Soon we won’t even read the headlines and just react to what we’re thinking about, which is why this 3D printer sucks.

Well how long would I have to give one of them up for?

Does “a foreign language” count?

Girl, are you a mobile battle suit? Because gun-damn!

Well, you posted on the internet, looks like you can add being a hacker to your slippery slope fallacies.

That’s on purpose, the site asks not to be indexed. Oglaf is like cool sites in the 90’s, you had yo hear about them.

I’m waiting for the inevitable presidential body pillow that conservatives can dry-trump.

We’ll be doing oglaf.com soon at this rate.

Oh god, the stock market. Trying to trade open at 6:30am as a night owl is the worst.

That was wonderful, I’d never seen it. Well, it was wonderful but absurd.

I feel they respect the fact you keep these things out of your life, but as an outside voice, your original comment read similar to the classic “I don’t have a tv in my house.” I’m glad you clarified!

1/3 is infinite in decimal form, as a more common example. 0.333333333….

I love finding an oglaf in the wild

A character with ADD who is lvl 2 in every class.