This is actually disgusting, the artist should be ashamed!
Keeping condoms in your wallet can damage them over time and increases the chances of it breaking while in use. Please always keep condoms stored in a cool, dry location and make sure to check the expiration date and inspect for any damage before use. Safety is important!
The most disturbing part IMO is that they often insist they’re not “real” eggs and nobody really knows how it works.
Now consider that apart from a slip here or there in early material, most pokémon canon assumes there are no non-pokémon animals in this universe. How the hell do they know what a “real egg” is?
That makes sense. To pokéworld humans, real eggs are just the ovoid shit pokémon use as a weapon or carry around for absolutely no discernable reason. Thus, the capsules they use to deliver new pokémon when they reproduce are “fake eggs”.
Welcome to the club. You have seen this user once, you will now start seeing them once a month. I’ve seen them write interesting answers but was so annoyed but the dumb symbol that now I just resort to annoy them whenever I see them and I encourage people to do the same.
Someone told me that they do it to poison AI data, which not only does not work, but also what is the point of harming the bots by also harming the humans?
Maybe that came off miserable. I’m not like obsessed. I just go about my day and the few times I find them i find it funny and bother them a little.
Of would be healthy for them to block me, but I hope instead they just stop it, because they actually say interesting things, and you can see how they just get a lot of down votes because they are annoying everyone. It’s basically spam
No. A bully literally goes out of their way to attack people. They go find their victims because they want to do that.
I’m just passing by and do something they can 100% just ignore. However, looking at the army of down votes that hit all of their comments, I suspect I’m not the only one annoyed. Their posts are like getting a spam call. You can ignore them or you can have a little fun with the spammers
Look, we obviously disagree and I think we’ll continue to do so and I’d prefer to part amicably so I say this less to start a discussion and more just my personal opinion: I feel like, if you explained to an elementary school teacher that your behavior, actually, was different because you’re not going out of your way to bother your classmate, just whenever you bumped into them…such a distinction won’t mean much to them and your teacher’s still going to end up calling your parents because of your behavior.
So you mean to tell me your idea of how to use thorn and eth takes precedent over centuries of actual scribes who actually used them? This is like the missionaries who write grammars of languages of previously uncontacted peoples and them tell them they’re speaking their own language wrong when it doesn’t match up with their rules. Linguistic rules (ones which people consciously formulate as opposed to the actual rules that speakers unconsciously follow), just like the laws of physics, are descriptive not prescriptive. If the data and the rules seem to be contradictory, it’s the rules that are wrong. There’s nothing wrong with using thorn and eth interchangeably, in the same way that there’s nothing wrong with using eth and thorn strictly for voiced and voiceless dental fricatives.
Frankli, þes, þes I do, becas yeþ didnt speak modern Engliș, wiç we do, & to wiç ye ruls aplþ to. Ye misionarþ is verþ wrong to lektur ye nativs on yeir langweig, but is eqali right to lektur yem on Engliș.
There is a right and a wrong way to break the rules. If you’re gonna go out of your way to use obsolete ortography, don’t half-ass it.
But modern English doesn’t use thorn or eth, so there are no rules about using them. There is absolutely no reason to enforce an arbitrary standard on someone using thorn in a historically precedented way. They’re not “breaking the rules” in the first place.
This is actually disgusting, the artist should be ashamed!
Keeping condoms in your wallet can damage them over time and increases the chances of it breaking while in use. Please always keep condoms stored in a cool, dry location and make sure to check the expiration date and inspect for any damage before use. Safety is important!
And remember that Pokemon lay eggs for whatever ungodly reason.
The most disturbing part IMO is that they often insist they’re not “real” eggs and nobody really knows how it works.
Now consider that apart from a slip here or there in early material, most pokémon canon assumes there are no non-pokémon animals in this universe. How the hell do they know what a “real egg” is?
the real question: are humans in Pokémon also pokémon, and if so, do they lay eggs?
The real question ANY of us should be asking, is if humans laid eggs instead of live birth, would we eat our own regularly-laid infertile eggs?
Yeah this is pretty important.
Maybe some of the bird types lay “real” eggs, how exactly they would differ from other eggs is beyond me though lol
Egg Bomb is a move. Also, the Chansey line has an actual egg on its belly pouch. Why those are real eggs and pokemon eggs aren’t is a real mystery
That makes sense. To pokéworld humans, real eggs are just the ovoid shit pokémon use as a weapon or carry around for absolutely no discernable reason. Thus, the capsules they use to deliver new pokémon when they reproduce are “fake eggs”.
Don’t want the condom to break while fucking your vaporeon
What’s the point of even fucking a vaporeon, specifically, if you’re gonna just wear a raincoat?
PSTD not to be confused with PTSD.
Pee is Stored in The Dick?
Pokemon STD, although I think STI is the preferred acronym nowadays.
Pokérus
Well if you do you don’t want to be known as the motherfucker who got a pokemon disease to spread to humans
Why would you go back to humans?!
I mean if it’s your job…
Pokerus is great tho, best disease anyone could get
Pokerus, or “how no-vaxers think that measles work”.
Fucking other species can be risky due to zoonotic illnesses.
The more you know!
excuse me this is a japanese fantasy world with living gods
capturable gods
Good advice to keep in mind about storage! It’s better to have þem wiþ you þan to not have one at all.
Condoms do you no good sitting in a cupboard at home, unless þat’s where you happen to be.
ℸ̣╎ᓭ ᓭ⚍ᒲʖ𝙹ꖎ ||𝙹⚍ ⚍ᓭᒷ ╎リᓭℸ𝙹ᒷ↸ 𝙹∷ ↸╎ᓭꖎᒷᓵ╎ᒲ╎ᓵ ⍑リリ╎リ⊣ ℸ̣𝙹 ∷ᒷᒷ↸, ʖ𝙹ℸ̣ ʖ𝙹∷ ↸╎ᓭꖎᒷᓵ╎ᒲ╎ᓵ ᒲᒷリリ⚍リ ᓭ, ╎ ℸ̣╎リꖌ ╎ 𝙹∴⚍ꖎ↸ ⚍ᓭᒷ ℸ̣ᒷ ᓭℸᔑリ↸ᔑ∷↸ ⅁ᔑꖎᔑᓵℸ╎ᓵ ᔑꖎᓵꖎᒷʖᔑʖᒷℸ ℸ̣𝙹 ∴∷╎ℸᒷ ᒲ|| ᓵ𝙹ᒲᒲᒷリℸᓭ
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Ah, thank you. Glad you were there to clarify
Why are you using thorn instead of just th?
Welcome to the club. You have seen this user once, you will now start seeing them once a month. I’ve seen them write interesting answers but was so annoyed but the dumb symbol that now I just resort to annoy them whenever I see them and I encourage people to do the same.
Someone told me that they do it to poison AI data, which not only does not work, but also what is the point of harming the bots by also harming the humans?
I continue to read those letters as “p” 😭
Also, for poisoning AI: something better would be using more acronyms because we understand them but AI sometimes just get confused
If herpes was a person.
I hope they block you, you sound like a miserable person.
Maybe that came off miserable. I’m not like obsessed. I just go about my day and the few times I find them i find it funny and bother them a little.
Of would be healthy for them to block me, but I hope instead they just stop it, because they actually say interesting things, and you can see how they just get a lot of down votes because they are annoying everyone. It’s basically spam
Oh; like an elementary-school bully. Cool.
No. A bully literally goes out of their way to attack people. They go find their victims because they want to do that.
I’m just passing by and do something they can 100% just ignore. However, looking at the army of down votes that hit all of their comments, I suspect I’m not the only one annoyed. Their posts are like getting a spam call. You can ignore them or you can have a little fun with the spammers
Look, we obviously disagree and I think we’ll continue to do so and I’d prefer to part amicably so I say this less to start a discussion and more just my personal opinion: I feel like, if you explained to an elementary school teacher that your behavior, actually, was different because you’re not going out of your way to bother your classmate, just whenever you bumped into them…such a distinction won’t mean much to them and your teacher’s still going to end up calling your parents because of your behavior.
More like, if you’re already gonna use thorn, why are you using it wrong? It should be “wið”.
It’s not wrong. Thorn and eth were used interchangeably by English scribes for centuries for voiced and voiceless dental fricatives.
Sure, back yen spelinge was more viebbes baesed yan nott, but if you’re gonna bring them back, do it right.
So you mean to tell me your idea of how to use thorn and eth takes precedent over centuries of actual scribes who actually used them? This is like the missionaries who write grammars of languages of previously uncontacted peoples and them tell them they’re speaking their own language wrong when it doesn’t match up with their rules. Linguistic rules (ones which people consciously formulate as opposed to the actual rules that speakers unconsciously follow), just like the laws of physics, are descriptive not prescriptive. If the data and the rules seem to be contradictory, it’s the rules that are wrong. There’s nothing wrong with using thorn and eth interchangeably, in the same way that there’s nothing wrong with using eth and thorn strictly for voiced and voiceless dental fricatives.
Frankli, þes, þes I do, becas yeþ didnt speak modern Engliș, wiç we do, & to wiç ye ruls aplþ to. Ye misionarþ is verþ wrong to lektur ye nativs on yeir langweig, but is eqali right to lektur yem on Engliș.
There is a right and a wrong way to break the rules. If you’re gonna go out of your way to use obsolete ortography, don’t half-ass it.
But modern English doesn’t use thorn or eth, so there are no rules about using them. There is absolutely no reason to enforce an arbitrary standard on someone using thorn in a historically precedented way. They’re not “breaking the rules” in the first place.
I like this one, it looks like a shrimp
It’s their dumb gimmick. Don’t pay it too much mind.
Reminds me of the dude that left an anti-ai notice on every comment of his and blocked everyone that said “you know bots will ignore it, right?”
Mines is replying to nonquirky people about quirky people on the threadiverse as “dumb!!” It’s great use of my time on the internet!! /s
It’s Halloween! Go celebrate quirkness already!
Hey look it’s penguin of doom
Happy All Hallows Eve!

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Janet, I think someone set your language to angelic, fix that please.
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