Le pain!
This deserves more upvotes.
Violence baguettes violence.
somebody brought the pain
The tweet is a lie, the photo is from a novelty shop (thx [email protected])
It’s a bread knife.
A bread knife must have teeth
They never said it was a good bread knife.
Fair enough have a good day ahead.
Oh wow, I’ve never seen a stabaguette before!
Bruchetti
Why modify it? … a good hard crusty baguette is deadly enough. If you crack it just right, the sharp edges are hard enough to cut open skin and flesh.
Shit, you get one with a good enough crust and it’ll club a motherfucker into the ground like a fence post.
A baguette becomes a lethal blunt instrument about 7 seconds after you buy it.
“The food here is…”
THWACK THWACK THWACK
“…weapons-grade.”
Take two baguettes. Cut one in half and carve a slot inside of it. Carve the other with a protrusion in the form of a knife to go into the slot. Harden in the oven while using garlic butter with fine herbs to create a razor edge. Sharpen with a whetstone.
Then you can not only stab cops but soften it up in soup and eat the evidence.
mmmmm … radicalization and violence never sounded so delicious
Cop gets stabbed in the arm … ‘OH MY GOD, I’VE BEEN STABBED … ??? … ooooo, garlic butter!’
I know a guy that nearly lost its thumb because of a baguette. A piece of the crust stuck under its nail. He didn’t paid attention at first, but it begins to become infected and necrotic. Ended up in the hospital for surgery and antibiotics.
Never underestimate the baguette.
So you can dual wield.
Baguette.
Breaguette knife.
Akimbo
The one positive thing you could say about the bread products around him was that they were probably as edible now as they were on the day they were baked. Forged was a better term. Dwarf bread was made as a meal of last resort and also as a weapon
Add a gun and it’s a Bayoguette.
the baguette outfit in clair obscur finally makes sense
It always made sense.
Baguette! Haa haarrr grr!
Baguette!
Somebody touch my baguette!
Wait til that “assault with a deli weapon” guy hears about this
Mmm, this one has got quite a sharp taste. I’ll take three.
Remember this meme: “you mess with Ratatouille, you get Stabatouille”.
hon hon homicide
Hon hon hon
stabuette a little with my baguette
