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Mickey7@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 25 days ago

Incorrect?

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Mickey7@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 25 days ago
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  • db2@lemmy.world
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    25 days ago

    It would need to be covered by a proportionally larger amount of skin though, so yeah incorrect at any size.

    • GissaMittJobb@lemmy.ml
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      Square-cube law is coming to get you

    • Tja@programming.dev
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      Volumetrically it could.

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        Without underlying structure like actual bones the skin would need to be thicker to support it. Otherwise we’d have the term “prolapsed penis” as part of our vocabulary.

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          “prolapsed penis”

          Cut that shit out right now! I have to sleep sooner or later and now this is in my brain.

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          There are no bones in a human penis. Also, horses seem to get by with like two foot long penises.

      • shalafi@lemmy.world
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        Would you people please stop fucking with my imagination?! Now ya got me trying to picture a penis large enough to outweigh not only the skin covering it, but all the body’s skin. It’d be life a Second Life avatar.

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    I wish. The bones in my ear pound harder than anything between my legs

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      25 days ago

      You need some ointment for that sick self burn?

    • lennee@lemmy.world
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      25 days ago

      damn

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    Kid saw an opportunity and they took it.

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    What, you don’t have to sling yours over one shoulder to keep it out of the way?

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    the my

  • hperrin@lemmy.ca
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    If your penis is larger than your balls, there’s something wrong with you.

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      If it is larger than your skin… Than you got problems

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      Are we talking summer or winter balls?

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        I was just in the pool! There’s shrinkage!

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      Wait… But if the balls are stored in the penis, how can they be bigger?

      • hperrin@lemmy.ca
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        Penis stored in the balls.

        • Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de
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          yeah, where else would it go when you’re in cold water?

  • Modern_medicine_isnt@lemmy.world
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    Now I am curious, how big is a uterus? Bigger than the average penis? And if we are considering it’s size with a baby in it… no contest.

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