Bobby Hill? That boy ain’t right.

Look, they aren’t doing anything, I should cut their funding…oh shit that wasn’t good. I guess I’ll spend a third of our taxes on this.

But they smell like up dog.

I’m going to make a list of people that don’t like me.

1. Myself
2. Mechanics, because I learned “this one simple trick”

That’s enough for today.

My favorite is finding them in the bathroom at 2am with my foot

My watch says I got 3.5 hours of sleep and 5682 steps last night

I feel this way about working out in the hotel parking lot. Maybe I’ll just workout in my room. Oh look, a TV and bed.

I have 2 demands for microwaves. Have a 30sec button and start when I press it once. After 1 minute of no use, just clear the time left. Also don’t beep every 10 seconds after the timer ends. I’m drunk and I probably don’t need that food if I don’t remember. That’s more than 2, so 30 demands and I’ll stop before I hit zero left.

Welp, my foot is asleep and the automatic lights are off. Time to get up.

Your funeral…

I used Planner in the past. Its integration with teams makes a webcam pointed at a white board a lot better.

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Yep. That sounds like teams.

I talked to my coworker about this and he assured me that the current Teams was many years of polishing this turd. So it was way worse "back in the day*…

Today’s kids are so weak. Not me, I work a 60 hr week and drink a 12 pack a night. That’s it. Maybe grill on the 4th.

Why is teams so terrible? No really. It shouldn’t be this bad. I feel like ICQ, mIRC, and Roger wilco combo back in the day was better.

Do you still have to say “snoodle snoodle”?

I hate eating the same thing every day, but it does work.

I really want to send this to my coworker. Something about 17 million and fish caused the fires. Or 2%, 500 miles and not raking. 2hrs after he made his argument, he didn’t want to hear facts, but loves Burr.

I always wondered why I would get some old stuff recommended. Turns out they come from my “watch later” list. Kinda glad I went through this process.