It was tongue in cheek, man. Call down.

Ok, burn it all down. The whole planet. Maybe next time it’ll be better.

Technically?

No.

Excuse me, it’s Muphry’s Theory. It hasn’t been proven enough to be a scientific law.

Miraculous Ladybug. Such a dumb show, but I like it. It’s definitely a villain of the week show with a magic fix everything button.

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Bad ones, sure. Wait, no, even bad ones sell. They’re just wrong.

He would be second in line to the presidency. That’s a scary thought, but honestly, could he be worse than Trump or Vance?

Edit: never mind, he’s not qualified to be president.

Welcome back.

That’s cool. I’d love to see that turned into a game, just to explore the scenes.

I guess you can’t see if your eyes are closed.

Believe the mass graves and filled ERs.

Fox News tells you not to believe your eyes, and conservatives trust Fox News more than their own eyes.

And only one CEO shooting.

Enshittification is a consequence of private equity investments, so no. Companies who don’t take money from private equity will actually innovate. Whether they can survive the monopolies that do take private equity investments is another question.

The real problem is the need for constant revenue growth. If a company doesn’t care about constantly growing their revenue, they can put their funds toward long term projects that may not pay out until many years down the road. Those are the companies that truly innovate.

Plus there’s always room for new companies to come in and innovate, even with private equity money. Just don’t expect that from the already established companies.

CEOs, not children.

It’s almost like maybe we shouldn’t have elected the guy.

Ideally, there would be no more health insurance execs to be mad at, because the exploitative health insurance industry would be abolished. That’s what literally everyone except the health insurance execs and investors want.

Oh gosh, wouldn’t that be just the worst thing.

Fuck Amazon for pulling them.