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You show up at the capitol to turn Congress into poo.
It doesn’t work, because they’re already full of shit.
Netanyahu? instant poo. Trump, Putin? Instant poo. Turn shitty humans to shit and cut the middle man.
Technically any human was already capable of doing that, the pill doesn’t say that it’s necessarily something you can just instantly do at a distance with your mind.
You couldnt tranform a black hole if there was a range limit, which would mean you couldnt transform anything
Due to the nature of physics, and black hole made of poo would be the same black hole.
It’s like a question Randall got, how much water would it take to extinguish the sun? Answer of course being adding water or ice to the sun will only make it hotter.
Is density preserved?
Yeah, as I was writing it I thought the same thing. If not density though, then what do you measure as the… object itself? Since the prevailing theories are that black holes are either infinitely dense in a singularity, or that some are gravistars, we’d either turn an infinitely small dot into poop, or we’d turn something large enough for the poop to be dense enough anyway, so it may just shrink the blackhole.
Second point also works if using Schwarzschild radius or Kerr metric instead of a gravistar.
eh if its not poo at a distance, don’t wanit
I was thinking blue, since you could sell the thorium. But no, you’re making a solid case here…
If their case is too solid, try eating more fibre.
That’s pretty cool until CIA or another government intelligence kidnaps you to keep you inside a box converting everything you touch into poop, giving them an advantage against other countries
turn the kidnappers into poo
Ah Mr Bond but that’s why I am wearing a suit made out of poo, your power cannot affect me inside my fecal encasing
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I wonder if transforming all the microplastics that are everywhere would improve or worsen everyone’s health.
Boom, miniscule amounts of poo in your bloodstream
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That depends on what exactly is the poo. If it’s a poo of a living creature, it will be very not good, it’s riddled with microorganisms, viruses, and bacteria that you really really don’t want in your bloodstream. If it’s an abstract idealistic version of poo than it might be better.
I can turn a lot of things to poo already tho, I just have to eat them first and wait a while
Do trump next please
We already have https://lemmy.ca/post/865320
Could I make Mars poo just to fuck up Elon’s plans?
Just turn Elon into poo. Don’t fuck with Mars.
Nah, I want to take his dreams away from him before I turn him into shit.
Let him land on mars first, then poo.
Green pill me you sick bastard.
The pill doesn’t let you un-poo a thing, so you’d be destroying a whole planet forever just because of one dickhead, who’ll be around for 34 more years maximum.
Green pill = infinite money cheat. Turn all the plastic trash, nuclear waste etc. into bio mass
You could go the evil route and become a hitman as well, or rather a shitman, turning your targets into poo.
Just need to keep your talent a secret. Put on your mask, grab a shovel, turn all the walls between you and the bank vault to shit, take what you need and leave. Cops come, the bullets/guns/cuffs police left feet to poo. Wash the money figuratively once done cleaning it literally, then figure out your next step.
Poopsmith origin story
You can likely find a stuffed poop emoji you can turn into the mask. I’m torn between PoopBoy and ShitHead
Poop at ballistic speeds can still kill you, I guess if the power has unlimited range you are safe by turning the guns into poop before they shoot.
If the power works by contact as is usually the case, you would need a team to rob the bank, it would be the same as having a very fast drill to break the vault.
Yeah if someone is shooting at you it’s a bit late. Being that the character didn’t have a weapon on them I was hoping for a bit of not immediately murder him energy.
Although I suppose once they get there you could just create a couple feet thick wall of shit out of the air around you making an escape funnel. Until you can block their view and escape.
Without having a range/time to perform/nor limits on how much can be converted it really is pretty powerful.
Something like a midas touch to balance the power in the next patch or something
ShitHead ended the world by accidentally turning all of its atmosphere to shit when he sneezed.
I have a few people in mind. Nobody I know personally, though.
targets dropping dead as I turn their brains to poo
Imagine Death Note replaced with this power instead.
It says you can transform anything, which would imply it has no range. You could do that without leaving your house
Also gardeners and farmers would very much want poo. So first you get a deal where someone pays you to turn trash or such into poo, then when the poo dries up, sell it as fertillizer.
Unfortunately, it’s imprecise and now the ocean is literally just shit.
I think I would take turn anything into poo. Trump, Netanyahu, Putin and every billionaire would be instantly poo
Nothing changes.
Can you add Kid Rock to your turn to poo list please?
Done
Start with just the roof of their mouths.
They’re already pretty shitty
So it’s a fitting end
Then the Copromancer saved the world and never went on a vindictive pooing spree driven mad by his own unstoppable power, The End
Well I mean to be fair there’s a few vindictive pooing spree people in my own life. I was driven mad years by this dystopia ago so not to worry that ship has sailed
For more petty cases, turn people’s stuff or food into poo.
I take green and Start with all weapons on earth. Imagine the redneck waking up with poop under their pillow, poop on their walls and whole cabinets filled with poop. Fkin hilarious
All the new recruits in the army, literally polishing a turd, because theyre scared of the sergeant and dont know if this is a hazing thing or what
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Black pill’s gonna have some mysterious side effects with my other medication
You literally already have the power of the green pill. Don’t take that one.
I have this power - I turned the entire Republican Party into shit and everything got WAY worse
I’d love to see you turn cyanide into poo. Better act fast!
Eat a bunch of apple seeds
As long as the rate of cyanide is low enough, you can do it no problem.
But some of that stuff isn’t very pleasant to eat.
Im taking the black pill every time. I got a lot of retard to undo
You have become Derpenheimer, destroyer of retards
When we say lifetime supply of thorium. Does it mean the receivers lifetime Or the thorium’s lifetime???
Is it lifetime or halflifetime?
Half-life (thorium in the bg instead of…uhh…idk who the main character is)
Hello Gordon
Absolutely green. So many people would turn to shit that the remaining minority would ask if this was the rapture.
We’d call it getting green pilled
Black pill. Please cure me of my ailments.
I would be un-fucking-stoppable as a normie.
Neurotypical pill pls
Black and blue. I could stand to be less stupid and also thorium is very useful to power generation I could probably sell it.
Turn anything into poo: turn plastic waste into manure/fertilizer. Millionaire pretty quick. Could also become a supervillian.
I would turn every star to poo, including black holes
enough poo = black hole
Too complex. I somehow mixed 2 of them and lemm.ee died
