Simple. Replace the glasses with an anal buzzer. You’ll be a chess master in no time!

Let the grift… BEGIN!!!

There’s a distinct difference from what they say and what they do.

Almost thought I’d been Berenstain Bears’d. Nobel Prize, not Noble Prize.

I don’t see any fact checkers refuting the claim.

Products go to Broadcom to die.

If nothing is on the TV, I’m putting on a random episode of It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia. By far my favorite show. The parody of just the worst people imaginable is my kind of humor.

Titties. Hehe.

I’ve been athiest since I was a kid. The older I get the less I’m able to ignore religion, and the more anti-thiest I become.

Or more kids. I already have two; no way do I want more; and up until this week, abortion has been illegal in Missouri. That includes pretty much any sort of reproductive care that would result from a pregnancy. No way would I want my wife to get pregnant again in this day and age.

When the bread runs out, the people with eat the rich.

Even better, check out a Waterpik. Basically power wash everything out. Feels so much nicer than floss.

I needed this today. Thank you!

During the cattle call, we’re all just cattle…

AI can give me a blueprint for my logic. Then I, as a developer, make the code run. Cuts my scripting time in half.

You’re not ready for this, kid.