It’s my FAMILY TRADITION to blow leaves in every day of JANUARY you don’t understand god put them there to BE BLOWN

(not but really last January I heard so many leaf blowers. What are you blowing? Ghost leaves??)

Those bananas just became ripe and this guy chooses to eat a burger??

Clamping down on the affirmation bias right? Right??

I am of the firm opinion that if a machine is “speaking” to me then it must sound a cartoon robot. No exceptions!

Very interesting! Thank you for sharing

My current self wants to look at more cute bees and sniff more sunflowers. It doesn’t matter if my future self wouldn’t care (on account of not existing), my current self still really wants to do more of that.

Hmm I think that I will work all day and give my landlord money and then maybe be free for a few years once my body and mind are failing (or I might die before that)

No actually autistic people think “in black and white” and I’m not autistic so I do not think “in black and white.” I am very smart and correct (and good at logic)

That’s santa, you just don’t recognize him because the picture is in greyscale so u can’t see his iconic red and white clothing

I must generate a qr code. I search for sites to do this. The first result lets me do this but requires an email to download the thing. The second result lets me do this but requires an email to download the thing. The third result lets me do this but requires an email to download the thing. Each of them display the generated qr code on screen but then refuse to let me download it. Technology sure is amazing.

I can kind of see this right now. I’m in a first year course and almost everyone has a laptop in front of them. I’m in a fourth year course and most people use paper notes. It could be survivorship or a result of differences in the desks, or it could be generational.

Oh also the hours will start at 1 and the minutes will start at 0

I can turn a lot of things to poo already tho, I just have to eat them first and wait a while

POUS (Pony Of Unusual Size)

I love that shirt! I have three godzilla shirts and now I’d like a fourth

What kind of bat it that it is so cute wow

Haha I wish I could afford that! I live alone and I’m in my mid twenties. Instead it’s more like:

1. Quick meal (requires little prep and little cooking time, maybe some garlic spaghetti)

2. Big meal (a big stew I made a few days ago and put in the fridge)

3. Porridge (super reliable, very cheap, incredibly fast to prepare, add frozen blueberries)

And then:

5. Eating out (a good treat for a special occasion)

6. Delivery (it always ends badly)

Pad with rice if ever possible. Eat some beans. Frozen vegetables with seasoning salt.

Programming. Telling a machine “build x feature” is nervewracking because I do not know what it’s doing and more importantly boring because it takes all the joy out of writing code. Even the LLM completions I do not use because I have seen what it has done to my coworkers’ brains. I will think about the problem. I will write the code. I will know what it does. It will be of me, not of some averaging machine.

May the LLM era end in darkness and the gnashing of teeth amen.

People say to not drink but what they mean by “drink” is to drink alcohol. It’s not like they’re trying to not drink anything because they’d die from that. Drinking water means drinking water but “drinking” means drinking alcohol. It’s a strange euphemism that I’ve been unable to un-notice.

Just because I’m drinking while driving does not mean that I’m an alcoholic! I could be drinking water. In this case it’s liquid mercury but there’s no law against that.

Waiter, waiter! More GPUs please!