Instant coffee for Vampires

“Imagine”

Not really, that stuff tastes like shit

Hey now, let’s not be totally hasty here

… yes Human, please find all the stop signs as well

https://www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/im-comic-sans-asshole

Honestly better than any Kanye West song I’ve ever heard

Plot twist, both options are only paid by in their respective coins. And payment is automatic: it falls on your head from a small portal.

Pretty sure that oil is fairly cool as well, because the oil usually explodes out not just bubbles

For those that need to hear this. Please don’t do this.

Yea, this crap is making it harder and harder to make jokes. It’s like someone installed a mod in the simulation that makes reality go bonkers.

Hence forth this will be known as “Billiams law”

Well yah, because the space laser didn’t work!

We switched off of Mayan for project scheduling after 2012 was a bust, no end of the world or anything, just some instability in the simulation… (man egg on my virtual face, I really blew that one)

… oh and they have a Milkshake machine??? How the hell do they rate?? We had to overthrow Guatemala just to get some decent coffee beans

Damnit! We aren’t starting that project till quarter 4!

What??? We already did that one! We did that after weather control and truth serums.

Get back to work Steve. That black hole device isn’t gonna develop itself

No! I am the leaker!

AXOLOTL COMBAT! Dundundundundndndn

Mmm Junk Bonds and Junk Food