Not with that attitude

Wait till you learn that bats are one of the the most populous genus of animal on the planet, they even live in Antarctica

https://worldostats.com/global-stats/bat-population-by-species/

And now a word from our spokesperson, Dr. Bruce Banner…

It was actually pretty great for phones, but in true MS fashion they fucked that all up

It awesome how the people who say shit like this have never cracked one open

Some people would pay good money to be that button

Hey man, DOGE cut us to the bone, there’s only 3 interns and a middle manager left

I honestly just assumed

Oh lol, I didn’t even click on the link, honestly thought it was really an MS thing

The shitpost has a roadmap?

Ooooor we can let the same right wing oligarchs purchase it and further consolidate their total control of information leading the world into a cyberpunk dystopian hellscape

Yea our news orgs that are owned by the 5 richest people in the world that are all Trumpists? You think the same billionaires aren’t now pulling this shit in your country? We were the trial run

God even their skin suits don’t fit. I expected lizard people to have better tech

Behold! The Fat-ster race! God damn govt. is run by incels and pedophiles who need a fucking treadmill

Take about 10% off the top there, Trump

…. You know, that’s a good point.

Yea but it comes with all the other stuff in Gibsons books

Microsoft wants you to install Linux

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I’ve executed drone strikes in 3rd world countries for less than the absolute anger this post makes me feel