Imagine prostrating yourself to Donald Trump in this public and embarrassing way. Sheesh.
When you’re rich and powerful as fuck but still bend the knee to a felon rapist pedophile.
All of America’s most “powerful” people are little fucking bitches. Little bitches are calling the shots and representing us to the world. Jesus Christ how pathetic is this country going to get?
Conservatives: Hold my beer.
Keep bending down and kiss the ring, Tim. You’re not low enough, keep going…
The real Tim Apple
literal fucking bribery
It’s what conservatives crave.
Lmao I hope it’s fake or thinly plated gold on a lead base
Plot twist: It’s loaded with spyware to gain leverage over Trump and blackmail him.
I don’t get why people are NOW saying he’s trying to appease trump. He’s been doing it for years. He was front row at his inauguration right next to other billionaires.
https://finance.yahoo.com/news/apple-is-back-on-trumps-good-side-the-cost-600-billion-113413035.html
“The move comes after Trump threatened to place a 25% tariff on Apple’s iPhones made overseas and in the face of a potential 100% tariff on semiconductors.”
Pussies
enthusiastic dick sucking noises
Like in the grapefruit technique video.
His name really is Tim Apple now.
So, where are y’all going to hang your mandatory Trump portraits?
At the far end of my firing range.
So, where are y’all going to hang
your mandatoryTrump?portraitsi kinda like how they dealt with gaddafi. i think thats the way to go.
Yup.
Knife up the butt is a good look for Trump.
And start practicing goose stepping for the invasion force parades.
Giving him a literal gold bar (though disguised as a stand) is stereotypical buying El Presidente in a Banana Republic bullshit.
I had to look it up: 24 karat is the purest form of gold. So yeah it’s a gold bar 100% lmfao
Cook isn’t handling it like solid gold though (it looks too light). I bet it’s 24 karat gold plated zinc.
You might be right. Looks light indeed for true gold.
Sounds like the US’ chickens coming home to roost. After creating those conditions with their CIA elsewhere for decades.
I’m not buying any more iPhones. I got used to them and just continued buying them. But no more.
You going to get the Trump phone, right!?
Of course he has his own phone. Let me guess, it randomly charges your account and you can’t cancel the plan?
Lmao actually this is accurate. If I can find the article again I’ll share it
Lol, thanks for the chuckle.
