he’s literally me
They didn’t have any abbreviations ready for that sentence
FGT SPNR STK ON PNS
“So, what code do we put in for the insurance company?”
8=%=D
This explains everything in 5 characters.
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Definitely awarded
Amazing.
8%D FTFY
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Is 4011 something real? Or am I missing something?
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If the chief complaint is funny/fucked up enough, we won’t abbreviate it
… But how?
It’s a 9 year old and some spinners have a hole on each side.
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Andrew is sadly to small to reach the other side.
The ultimate Helicopter Dick.
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I wonder how my life would have changed if i had access to the internet at age 9
I was jerking off around that age, hadn’t ever seen any porn or anything, no need to call child protection, it was just natural for me
Boys start playing with their weiners as soon as their hands can start grasping stuff. It’s instinctual.
It’s instinctual in that all babies explore their genitals as soon as they can start willfully moving their hands, yes. It’s not just boys having a special connection to their genitalia.
Yeah, but we make it our personality!
Username checks out lmao
Nawww you miss your opportunity to call someone a dumbass and get away with it… dumbass.
I don’t have a penis, but I for one was a total idiot at age 9.
Not having a penis: the perfect counter to the fidgit spinner trap
My wife texted me the other day:
You know that yellow slide our son carries around? Well, he started sticking his penis in it, you have to talk to him now.
He’s 4. It’s just what boys do.
Yeah, children play with their genitals far more than I ever wanted to believe. I don’t really remember doing it as a kid, but it wouldn’t surprise me if most parents, including mine, have stories about the odd things that happen.
Not just boys. Girls explore and test boundaries with their genitals too.
Have a daughter also, so I know it all too well! Our focus is “It’s normal but private.” We will see how that goes.
That’s gonna be our approach, too with our kiddo.
It’s a hard one to fight your own overly-conservative programming in order to teach a healthier outlook to your kids. Hard to know if you’re going too far one way or the other. So much of parenting you just don’t know if you’re doing it right until you’re done.
Fist-bump from one internet parent to another, you’re doing a great job ✌️
Electric toothbrushes….
Never used one of those, but showerheads and bath faucets certainly
I’m much older than 9 and stuff gets stuck on my penis all the time.
Check out Mr. Popular over here with his social life.
I dont think 15yo penises fit into fidget spinners, but Im not an expert on child genitalia.
I’ll ask my priest.
You misunderstand. It’s a 9yo fidget spinner.
It really depends on both the size of the fidget spinner and the will of the child.
You gotta start somewhere.
Right foot penis, abdomen penis, back penis, fidgit spinner… still spinning!
15 mins at the swimming pool is cheaper than ER
He might need to have his penis drained to get it out.
That’s why you explain what the helicopter really is…
Someone did not know that alcohol makes you soft.
Yeah. Lets get the 9yo drunk
Ahahaha. Missed that detail, but it could be 19, 29, 39, 49, 59, 69…well maybe not 69+.
It builds character, dammit!
I mean, there’s always small beer.
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I’ve seen some different sizes of fidget spinners, but no way is anyone that small lol
it’s a 9 year old
We all know boys don’t grow dick and balls until puberty
I mean, as someone who was once 9 (and I’m not lacking but I’m not that gifted either), still idk about this. They used skateboard bearings, like bones reds but cheaper (if you wanna make that shit fly, throw some swiss ceramics in there). I never fidget spun because I’m old but I skated so I recognized them instantly. Maybe if the bearing was popped out, but no way anyone fits in a fidget spinner with the bearing in.
That axle hole is 8mm, the external diameter is still only 22mm, but maybe, if the wiener in question can squish down to roughly 23mm. Still hard to believe. Reds pictured for reference.
I’d guess if you were 9 years old and super flaccid you could kind of mush it through there.
Well not me, and again I’m not exactly a porn star over here, I’m literally just above average for my demographics, statistically. Maybe a micro?
Absolutely not. A baby penis could MAYBE fit in a skateboard bearing. Probably not even then. That’s ridiculous.
how do you know?
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I would have to wonder if there were any nurses/doctors that found themselves spinning a fidget spinner later that day. Maybe they knew where it came from… maybe they didn’t.
Like it didn’t happen to everybody at some point.
