Elon. It’s me, Ashley St. Claire. I have no other means of contacting you so I bought PoE2 early access. Please pay your child support. Thank you Elon
I died
Notice that despite the awesome trolling, it wasn’t until someone called him dumb and ugly that it elicited a response from him. Calling him out for being a piece of shit doesn’t work, denigrating the attributes he built a superiority complex on…ohhh fuck yeah that shit burns him real good.
The richest guy in the world, and he is so horny for any love and respect that the smell of desperation fills any room he is in. You can even see it anytime he makes a media appearance. The guy actually exudes a breath-taking level of anti-charisma. He’s truly revolting to anyone who sees him.
All that money, and he has to rent wombs to manufature his DNA Storage Units/ Organ Donors/ Human Shields because no woman will go near him. Ive heard his dick doesn’t work anyway, due to a botched wiener enlargement surgery.
So he thinks the gamers are his peeps, and they’ll love him, right? Nah, all those great toys, and still none of the neighborhood kids want to play with him, because he’s so fucking wierd.
It makes me so happy to see him demonstrating in real time, the old saying “Money can’t buy happiness.”
Well if it was just that he was weird he could probably find a real friend or two. Hell I know a ton of just god awful people who still have folks who wanna hang with them.
It’s that there’s no mutual benefit to knowing or liking him at all. Even your typical maga shitdick has friends who like them but Muskrats only here for clout and that’s the kinda guy who turns on you for a quick part on the back from someone who hasn’t told them theyre special today.
True, and I actually like, and even prefer, people that others think are weird. Weird can be really fun and entertaining.
But this is a different kind of weird, its Creepy Weird. Like you just know this guy has some incredibly shocking and revolting kinks, beyond your wildest imagination.
Well we 100% know he has daddy issues at the very least
Reminder: He died to a Tutorial Boss in a game he tried to use a boosted account in to fake being one of the top players only for the devs to go “Wait, aren’t you a top Diablo IV player? Either you have the time management skills of a God and are the top player in multiple games, or you’re bullshitting… and guess what’s the winning one.”
It’s such a weird thing to do. He’s in his fifties. He has a bunch of companies and a bunch of kids. If he was a top ranked POE player would you respect him more or would ypu respect him less because he was shirking his duties to work and family to crush mobs?
Yep. The elite players usually do it as their full time job don’t they? He has a full time job and 304 children to care for/avoid.
Even if it isn’t a full time job each CEO role should be 8+ hours of the day.
Your name made me smile 😃
And the only thing he spends 8+ hours a day on is shitposting on his shitty social media.
Correction: Elon musk tries to prove his gaming skills and then Rage Quits after dying to the Tutorial Boss.
The bullying was a side piece.
With that many kids, I’d assume side pieces are part of his SOP
It’s gonna be crazy when the American people cut his head off live on Twitch.
TRUMP BEING GADAFFI’D!!!
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Screw that, pirate bay here I come!
This would absolutely be on brand. But I missed the good part due to the commercial break.
That reminds me, I have to sharpen my guillotine.
This should happen to him everywhere he goes for the rest of his days
its almost as if he forgot what gamers are. bitch behind a keyboard forgot that other people can be bitches behind keyboards too.
He thought all gamers consisted of gamergate incels.
I read that he lost to a tutorial boss during the stream. lmao
top 10 player btw…
what a fucking idiot. no one would be making fun of him if he just said he likes playing video games but as a CEO of multiple companies he’s too busy (lol) to get good at them. just say you suck at video games but love the art form, dumbass. but he can’t because he’s sick in the head and desperately needs approval from other unfuckable shits.
Or, he could just say, 'I’m new to this game, I suck," and laugh it off with everyone else. I think that would be popular. “Let’s watch Elon suck at games.”
But no. Embarrassment is worse than death to a narcissist. But he keeps setting himself up for humiliation, for attention.
This man is mentally ill.
His daughter said he played video games with them just to get his kids to carry him. Which is just very strange and sad.
bronze torbjorn in the early days of overwatch. I can’t tell you how bad you have to be to play torb in 2016-17 and stay in bronze. he should be auto climb at that rank. not to mention because no one really knew what they were doing early on, the ranks were highly inflated too. diamond players back then would be gold today.
You are correct. Pathetic.
In the age of information take-downs by the Fanta Menace’s Nazi regime, make sure to archive this and mirror it to Peertube and Archive.org.
YouTube link (for now, it will probably disappear in the next 48 hours): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jDJaymU2hfw
You can also find this on Archive.org. I won’t put the link here to help protect it from takedowns. If you have the capacity to do so, seed the torrent. Don’t let the world forget of this hilarious clown-show.
And remember - you probably feel empathy witnessing someone get bullied like this. But don’t forget what this James Bond villain is responsible for, the havoc he has caused, and the millions of lives he has disrupted. Harden your heart because these facists will NEVER change. Cyberdump man-baby emerald mine fascist Nazi jumping Tesla man deserves to get cyberbullied, and at points in the video he looks like he is going to cry; those are Crocodile Tears. He’ll hide the pain with his hundreds of billions of dollars, memes, and ketamine while sitting in his ivory tower resting his feet on Trump’s back.
Bullying a bully isn’t bullying.
I really believe that too, that those are just crocodile tears. Whatever he perceives as anguish is something we would call an entirely different emotion.
i doubt it’ll disappear honestly, youtube is ironically one of the better platforms regarding moderation. They tend to leave a lot of controversial stuff up, even if it’s pretty bad. It’s only the really bad shit they take down.
It’s the Find Out stage that follows his Fuck Around rather than any sort of him being bullied.
When extremely wealthy and powerful people knowingly ruining the lives of tens, hundreds of thousands or even millions, them getting some well deserved opprobrium from everybody else, that’s Fair Consequences, not bullying.
I mean, I wouldn’t call it fair. They said some really nasty things but I think for it to be fair, we would have to get a guillotine involved.
Yeah, I think you’re right.
I doubt if he knows just how much well-deserved hatred he has accumulated. It’s like a thunderstorm and he’s on a high hill licking a flagpole. That’s going to be a lot more extreme than some shit talk in a gamer forum.
lol rage quits, whining about being bullied on X. Somebody needs to slap the wokism out of Felon Musk.
Something something snowflake.
“Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will DEVASTATE MY INNER CHILD FOR-EV-ER.”
He’s definitely acting like the little snowflake he is.
Also, isn’t he managing six companies, leading the DOGE team, and still finding time for gaming?
Any idiot can manage 27 companies. You outsource your job to managers. That is why CEO jobs should be replaced by AI asap.
Um, no love to ceos, but an AI CEO sounds worse
How so ? No drugs, no nazism, doesn’t take a salary (more money for rest of us), and is only focused on the job, no drama, has more empathy and compassion than Felon Musk, doesn’t care for bribes. Doesn’t wear a costume. Seems OK to me.
When AI eventually gets genuinely I, I’d bet it could be reasoned with.
In fact, since it would likely be unbound by our biological emotions and short-sighted instincts, it would probably think longer term than the current crop of utter psychopaths running the show.
I mean, that’s a loss for capitalism right there. They put a machine smarter than they are in charge, they’re in for a rude awakening I reckon.
We talking about Elon, or all CEOs here?
Helps if you proudly “don’t do market research.” Tesla has stopped taking in Cybertrucks as trade ins, funnily enough.
Little bitch
Love it but be careful, dude is your president now
All the more reason to give him hell for doing a terrible job. If you can’t handle the heat get out of the kitchen.
Dude unfortunately has no problem throwing a match over his shoulder when leaving the kitchen or even to return later to do so.
I think, everybody living in former Eastern block countries, in former East Germany, in former Germany in the 1930s/40s has a story of someone being gone after telling the wrong joke a little too loud. Sometimes they came back but they were different. Often they didn’t. You do not know where that regime will be in three years, using opsec now probably isn’t a bad idea in hindsight.
You should be careful to tackle the gaming community. There are many nerds and script kiddies who are well connected and who have little troubles to make your life less happy. Something which did not exist in the Eastern block, and especially not in Eastern Germany - remember: it wasn’t Eastern Germany where the revolts started against the regime! They just jumped on the train. Not few Eastern Germans are dreaming nowadays to have something like the German Democratic Republic back.
While you’re not wrong, I hate this line of thinking - it gives them too much power if we start censoring ourselves because they might retaliate.
The hard part is finding an acceptable balance between good OPSEC but not pre-emptive compliance.
Imagine if we could piss him off hard enough to seppuku on stream about it.
It would be such a glorious story for history.
That’d be some must-see content.
I would want stickers if it. That kind you can tilt back and forth for a short animation.
Just drink that satisfaction and joy right from the air.
This is exactly what flip books were designed for.
Yeah, that’s another form factor for it.
But a sticker or magnet version of it means it can be stuck on cars, lamp posts, walls, fridges, etc. I haven’t put anything at all on my car since about 2004. But I would have at least one of these on all sides
It’s a victimless crime. Even his family hates him. The only people not begging for him to die are the totally out to lunch conservatives who aren’t plugged in beyond “vote R guy blue person bad”, and the other rich people.
And both sets of people I hate, so I really don’t care even if they get literal, actual trauma from it. I would gladly traumatize both of those sets. Forget trying to get them to be woke, I want them to live shook. Up to and including total mental shutdown.
Note: I’m aware that I’m crazy overestimating what this is capable of. But it’s intentional for expression’s sake.
A recommended article on the page:
Streamer Slams ‘F***ing Loser’ Musk: ‘Imma Have Grimes on’: ‘BATTLE OF THE NERDS’
Sorry, what has Elon done to deserve any amount of nerd cred?
Oh he’s a nerd for sure, just one whose ego outsizes his nerdyness by far.
He’s considered an average self-taught programmer by skill, but started fairly early because of his interest in computers. There’s also no way he started SpaceX purely for profit, he had to actually be very interested in space because it was a money pit for a looong time.
I think he went from wanting to make the world a better, more efficient place via tech in the 90s and early 00s, to having a savior complex where he thinks he’s the smartest man to ever have existed, and only he can save the entire world. His goals required him to make a lot of money, and the very same money completely changed him.
That’s not to say he wasn’t always an asshole with a superiority complex, it’s just that there quite likely was more to him than just the pursuit of money and power… But having plenty of both silenced any actual human part of his personality.
The only way to save elon musk is to tax him out of his fortune
a tale as old as civilization
Ketamine.
He heard nerd cred was a thing, and bought the factory where they make it. Now, he’s the creddiest nerd to ever dork.
