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I will never go back. After installing a bidet, it quickly becomes clear how primitive the use of toilet paper is, at least as a primary means of cleaning.

Also, whoever snuck “pinch” into this headline got away with murder. I suspect there was much furtive chortling.

I am just the right age for this meme.

And he is their patron saint now.

It’s just as good as 2008 google, which is all I want.

Absolutely scathing write-up. I wish words were enough.

https://lemmy.world/c/homeassistant

Oh behave

I predicted this 3 months ago and got downvoted to oblivion over it!

Let it burn.

Waitwaitwait, you’re telling me Elon Musk runs SpaceX???

Friend I get what you’re saying but this newest explosion is quite literally news, and pretty much everyone here knows that it is news that affects the asshole raping our country right now, which is why it is such newsy news. So I am not sure what your point is.

No ransom. This might be someone’s hobby project but it is dangerous, or will be, to the handful of dweeby, fake-ripped broligarchs that want to control ALL of our conversations.

Yep, instant subscribe.

If you’ve got a problem with Canada goose then you have a problem with me and I suggest you let that Marinate.

And the board is probably afraid to fire him now too.

That might have been me.

Is that a crest I see before me?

What are they selling behind Chilis?

I was literally touching my penis when my eyes alit on this post.

My first thought was that this was an incredible coincidence, and worthy of remark, but now I’m starting to wonder if maybe I’m subconsciously handling this thing more than I realize.

Just tap on the side before you open it. Bottles or cans, every time. Just make it a habit any time you’re opening something: tap, tap, open.

I fear no pop.

I don’t give a shit about football, and Philadelphia is one of my least favorite cities, but I am now an Eagles fan.