A handsome, charming, and mysterious figure suddenly has every villainous capitalist in the country checking over their shoulder, and racing to staff their facilities with enough stooges to hold this phantom off long enough for them to load their billions into their rocket ships and flee.
Real life has become an ideology-bent spy thriller and I’m only slightly ashamed to be fully caught up in the intrigue.
Maybe pay a random stranger in cash to rent a bike for you