Domain name was cheap.
Everyone in tech knows you find a domain name first, then decide what kind of business to build around it.
Prolapse tech is blowing up and out the door. The back door.
That prolapse joke was a stretch.
I dunno man. It sounds promising. Sounds like something one should goatse for one’s self.
Lots of goats in this thread.
Reminds me of the old website for Microsoft Exchange support… expertsexchange.com
Eventually they hyphenated it.
Still works and everything.
From their FAQ:
Q: Can I provide my own wood? A: In most cases we can handle your wood. We do require all shipments to be clean, free of parasites and pass all standard customs inspections.
/#susanalbumparty lol
They are following on the footsteps of Procreate, but missed the concept of nuance.
What a wonderful day to have a mind
Got a triad going with GIMP!
I love that god damn bell pepper. Gonna go GIMPing.
GTA grade name.
(There’s already a company in GTA called ProLaps, which is sports equipment)
I typed in the URL figuring it wasn’t going to be real, but it is.
I’m thinking that there were people in the chain who recognized the issue, but didn’t speak up because they thought it would make them look bad. A grass roots emperor’s new clothes kind of thing.
Maybe they’re aware and this is how they get their free advertising ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Could be.
Sounds like this brand name needs a new start.
A NEW START… Hmm…
I got it!
ANUSTART!
For that you might need an analyst. Or a therapist?
Sounds like a Windows start menu replacement.
I see you work for the marketing company prolapse hired! Its like shitty hallmark cards!
the best kind of tart
Heh!
Stab-lapse. For stabilisation, not for stabbing.
Or when you’ve not kept your stabbing credentials up to date?
Laspter Free and Lapster Pro.
Tek Knight has entered the chat
I goatse what they did there.
They knew.
Wow… didn’t even read the title, saw the logo and my brain responded Rectum‽
Nearly killed him
Hey Dad! I didnt know you were on lemmy!
Nope, Chuck Testa!
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Since it’s Halloween, there is a music video about anal prolapse. I’m not going to link to it because it literally gave me nightmares, but search for it if you dare.
Please just tell me the search term
So I can block it
Why miss out on culture? Goatse, meat spin, lemon party, tub girl, 2 girls 1 cup, that one Japanese one with the guy laying on his back and the seat beer bong hooked up to a mask? Like what do you even talk about on first dates?
Apps that stabilize timelapse videos
Dont forget the japanese dude sitting on a chair with his balls through a hole. His balls get speedbagged.
WHAT
SOURCE LMAOOOO
What’s wrong with this?
Use “prolapse” as a search term on a porn site
Or WebMD maybe
Maybe, but you’re going to get the real experience on a porn site.
As an aside, with no intent to kink shame, I’ve always been surprised at how significant/popular that subcategory is. I have a hard time even seeing the thumbnails.
It’s certainly prevalent. I’ve no intention of ever watching it.
I remember once upon a time not knowing what it was and watching one. If I saw that in real life, I’d call 911.
Oh it’s a term linked to that industry…
But I suppose average people will not know of that meaning, so it’s a perfectly fine brand name (I also still don’t know what it means but know enough to know that I don’t want to know it)
Here’s the “fun fact” related to the term. When dogs poop, their butt prolapses a bit, meaning some of the insides extend to the outside, and then retracts after. That’s why they don’t generally have a bunch of poop on the outside afterwards.
oh hey thats pretty useful why dont humans have that
Because then anal sex would just be too weird.
Oh it’s a term linked to that industry…
…It’s tangentially related to the porn industry, but primarily, it is also the actual medical terminology many are probably more familiar with, so still wouldn’t be a great idea even in that context. (You get a pass if English is not your first language, otherwise, it should be fairly common knowledge.)
It’s a pretty good marketing strategy, to be honest. I’m telling all my friends about this as I’m writing this post.
Obligatory Mitchell and Webb: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VoACQCJWx10
