Sounds like this brand name needs a new start.

A NEW START… Hmm…

I got it!

ANUSTART!

Just before the pandemic, I was at a restaurant. A couple was sitting next to me.

Woman: (Says something about Fiona)

Man: Who’s Fiona?

Woman: (Shocked, disgusted face) You don’t KNOW Fiona???

I bet she broke up with him on the spot.

Me at the grocery store yesterday: “These cookies look delicious! And they’re 90% off!”

Wife: “Those are lactation cookies…”

Me: “I didn’t know that was a thing… They still look good though…”

That, or you’d get crushed alive since the car wasn’t designed to actually protect you…

https://youtu.be/C_r5UJrxcck

People like this drive me crazy.

Years ago, a family member (who was on my mobile phone family account) was getting charged monthly for some mobile game. I would point it out every month, and they were like “Yeah…I need to cancel that…”

It took over a year for them to get around to canceling it.

I know a medical coder that works exclusively with an ER. Oh the stories I’ve heard…

We have a 2012 Ford Fiesta that we call “Siesta”. That car sucks a good amount. Been meaning to get rid of it for years now.

One star off because the doctor is the one who hit them with a Mercedes

Indefinite crying for me!

That scene in Ghost messed me up.

I had a cat that would fetch rings from milk jugs.

100 Grand. There seems to only be one.

Pizza Lover’s pizza

The SG-1000 is brought to my attention just infrequently enough, that it feels like new knowledge every damn time.

After all these years, I still haven’t even played anything from it. It’s like my brain wants to ignore its existence.

Hey, if Dreamcast calls, you better answer

Brutal. Not sure how that compares to me being mad at my bro for deleting my Legend of Zelda save.

Oh! Can’t forget Power Stone 2!

Looking over my collection, these are the ones I thought “I’d like to play that right now.”

Soul Calibur, Chuchu Rocket, Mars Matrix, Virtua Tennis, Super Magnetic Neo, Sword Of The Berserk: Guts’ Rage

This was my first thought lol