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The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.worldM to memes@lemmy.world · 1 year ago

Sometimes the grass is greener

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Sometimes the grass is greener

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The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.worldM to memes@lemmy.world · 1 year ago
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    Me at the grocery store yesterday: “These cookies look delicious! And they’re 90% off!”

    Wife: “Those are lactation cookies…”

    Me: “I didn’t know that was a thing… They still look good though…”

    • 𝔻𝔼𝕍𝕀𝕃𝕀𝕊ℍ@lemmy.world
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      Lactation cookies ??? What is that ???
      Cookies that came from tits ???

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        Food that contains nutrition, galactagogues, and folk-remedy ingredients to help with (human) milk production. Arguably, they’re just food.

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          Oh that term is such wasted potential! I thought it was going to be about radical public breastfeeding as a form of protest!

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          why did they have to take that name for a milk boosting plant and not the name of an elete squad of cyber astronauts or something :/

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            Because the word for galaxy comes from milk haha

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              Yeah “milky way galaxy” is a redundant phrase.

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          I thought it’d be a synagogue for Galactus.

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          Ohh…i see
          Sad thing it’s not cookies that came from tits (or breast milk)
          But at least with that miracle cookies i can make the real lactation cookies

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            Just your daily reminder that “Goodenough” is a real last name

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          It’s naturally meant for someone who is breastfeeding and contains nutrients which would be helpful in that process, though ultimately they are just food, for someone who isn’t breastfeeding the extra ingredients don’t have any effect (it’s not like they’ll cause lactation in males if that’s what you’re wondering).

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      But did they taste good?

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