Who actually finds this funny and why?

Zero much further. We’re at peak butt cleaning until someone invents an anal wormhole.

I pirate my books or use the public library program to check ebooks out.

Preference aside, because I agree with you, they’re a waste of money and space and natural resources if you only read them once or twice.

I don’t feel that way about reference manuals or books you use to look things up in, though.

Again, to be clear, I prefer handling books. I have many shelves of them. But… It’s illogical these days.

I got the Cadillac at the start of pandemic. Biobidet BB-600. It’s like the nice Japanese ones. My parents have a manually operated one that lets you set your pressure and nozzle positions. Mine has buttons for all of that.

Mine has an air dryer. It blows your hole.

Bidet. Get a toilet seat bidet. You have poop particles on your butt. No toilet paper is 100% efficient. The bidet will pay for itself in 6 months.

I look down my nose at all of the people with poopy butts. Buncha animals.

Paperback or ebooks? I’ve grown to think most paperback books aren’t worth the money.

I saw something similar as a kid in the 80s. I was in bed and turned around so my feet were against the window so I could look out at the stars. An object, brighter than the stars, was moving downward. It then stopped, shot across the sky, went up, back left, then abruptly rocketed to the right - east (thinking about it now).

I woke up my parents, but they told me to go back to bed.

This obviously preceded the advent of drones and was too fast and high to be a helicopter. I lived in St Pete, FL, which is across the water from MacDill Airforce Base. It’s possible that it was military, but how could anything from that era do this?

I’m 48. I still think about this.

I can’t tell if this is a paid-for article by OpenNebula or what. It reads that way.

Crit-eh-see-keh

… Jack.

“Lose.”

Loose is for morals and stool, such as in the outgoing and incoming presidents.

Very Semitic of them.

https://i.imgur.com/5jxTRh4.jpeg

Self hosting? I just grabbed Element X Matrix client from F-Droid. I run a TrueNAS setup at home. I like this idea and will be researching it over the next few days.

That’s exactly my point, yet lemmy dogpiles are ridiculous. As I mentioned in my edit, there’s no chain of custody on this sample. No evidence it was tested before exposure. Just “MIGHT BE ALIEN LIFE!”

That last paragraph about “might be alien” is why I hate some science journalism.

For you downvoters: they don’t mention the chain of custody. Speculation that these were of alien origin is plainly bad science. Downvote all you like, but the author jumped the shark for sensationalization.

Edited.

Case in point: https://www.scientificamerican.com/article/a-science-breakthrough-too-good-to-be-true-it-probably-isnt/

I’m willing to risk it by deplatforming her and her cronies.

Signal is my preference. I am not going to go around proselytizing to people about it, though. I typically respond and use text as readily. It’s not my job change people. I just change what I’m willing to say openly on any other platform.