Remember that the problem with Tick Tock is that too many Western youths supported Palestine. Presumably, the benefit of American ownership is better censorship than we were getting from China.

Anybody who laughs at this uses Yahoo for email.

It’s hard finding out that you’re not one of the good ones.

Every single Zionist excuse falls apart as soon as you apply it to Zionists.

An example: Zionists are a little worse than the KKK because at least the KKK are honest about their Islamophobia.

This trick really does work on all their talking points.

747 paying off.

The only person in Washington talking sense about this is… Wait, let me double check. Uh, yea it’s Rand Paul.

Crazy times to live when you see the FBI go from Darth Vader to Dark Helmet.

Yea! The US government would never be able to cope with armed minorities. It makes perfect sense if you don’t think about it.

It’s so frustrating when people on the Left buy into the red-neck 2A bullshit. Maybe y’all are trying to honor Charlie Kirk by promoting his views.

Are you suggesting that philosophy is the opposite of sex?

The contracts that steal music from artists haven’t changed one iota. Unless you’ve got juice like Paul McCarty, Beyonce, or Taylor Swift, and even then it can be a fight that takes years.

A long time ago, you could go to a special store and trade government paper for music disks and tape that you got to keep forever.

Braun had been a high-ranking member of an international group that smuggled more than 220,460 pounds of marijuana from Canada into the United States, federal prosecutors said at the time.

The only thing I like about this guy

You don’t really hear about serial killers anymore.

This is not AI failing to do an easy job. This is “unskilled” labor doing complex and demanding work that cannot be duplicated by trillion dollar software.

Scientifically, if you’re dead you can’t be happy or know it.

I don’t think that Seals show up, shoot innocent fisherman, and abandon the mission would make a very good movie.

CMV:

99% of self-identifying stoics are just dudes who watched a video on Marcus Aurelius and took away that holding in your feelings is a virtue actually.

It’s suspicious when someone has strong opinions about consent laws. But not as suspicious as someone who’d white-knight fucking Bill Clinton because, wait for it, their concern for young adults being treated with respect.

That math doesn’t add up friend. Who do you think your fooling?

I was trying to think of any situation where this would be useful and the only thing I come up with is a way to keep kids occupied during a camping trip.