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fossilesque@mander.xyzM to Science Memes@mander.xyzEnglish · 9 months ago

puts hair on ya chest

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puts hair on ya chest

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  • Know_not_Scotty_does@lemmy.world
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    Never forget the future that was taken from us.

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      Of course, mother!

      • Know_not_Scotty_does@lemmy.world
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        Thank you Junior. Don’t forget to wear you shoes when you go play in the asbestos pit at school. I put two cigarettes in your lunchbox you can have one at lunch if your teacher says its okay and one on the way to home after your shift at the radium watch painting factory.

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      It’ll come back eventually unless fusion takes over. The power density promises are simply too attractive.

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        The mining and processing of the “fuel” is not. The cost of the plants and the risks neither. That’s why nuclear is slowly losing to regenerative.

        Btw, from the World Nuclear Industry Status Report 2024 > Key Insights:

        Russia is also playing a key role in the supply of fuel services, involving uranium mining, conversion, and fuel assembly manufacturing for Soviet-designed VVER pressurized water reactors, of which there are 19 in the E.U. and 15 in Ukraine. International sanctions have had little effect on the business. On the contrary, the share of Russian supply of natural uranium, conversion, and enrichment services to the E.U. all increased between pre-war year 2021 and 2023; VVER fuel imports doubled.

        And you can see all of my points confirmed in that report.

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      Thank you Green Peace /s

      Bunch of short sighted uninformed hippies

      • Queen HawlSera@lemm.ee
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        A lot of terrible things have been done by good people with good intentions who had no idea what the fuck they were talking about.

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    “Mother, why do all my teeth feel itchy?”

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      Spit out the wafer.

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        The Children of the Atom deem you a HERETIC! Embrace the holy atom!

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      I’m so out of my depth in this thread. Is this a real side effect of radiation?

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        I can’t find it now, but I’d swear to having read an anecdote from someone working with radiation who reported tingling teeth during exposure.

        It definitely does a lot of nasty things to the body.

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    “Timmy you left the aluminum foil on the atomic wafer!!”

    “By golly Tim you shattered space time and opened a black hole!”

    “My apologies mother and father, I have been absent of clear cognition.”

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    Too 👏 cheap 👏 to 👏 meter

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    She’s right there. This is literally a power play to force her kid to do a pointless task.

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      “pick up that can”

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        Of course, mother!

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    imagines a nuclear future

    also imagines that each home needs to supply its own atomic wafers

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      That way you would create more trash.

      They lived making lots of “trash” bcs they loved discarding all the trash.

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      Consumers gotta consume

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    Wait a sec, I was told American’s don’t use the metric system…

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      You were lied to. We use a mix of both, just like the UK.

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      Do you know which comics is it?

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    Do you want to be Malons? This is how you become Malons. /s

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      What show is that?

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        Star Trek Voyager

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        Walker Texas Ranger

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    I passed out from the flood of Fallout references that just rushed into my brain.

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    Atomic Wafer Challenge

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    Well, if you’re a Stalker, it may put hair on your kids бляать.

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      Gotta power the family brain scorcher, for home defensse

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    Clean! Safe!! Too cheap to meter!!!

    /pffft

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    Putting it in my underwear later…

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    About the hairy chest (don’t worry, it’s harmless).

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      Great novel “The Thin Man” by Dashiell Hammett.

      After the narrator’s wife does something particularly brave a witness remarks admiringly “That’s a dame with hair on her chest!”

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    Well I’m licking it first!

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