I’m not well endowed, at best I’m average… at best. But while I don’t touch the water, I hit the front of the bowl. It’s disgusting to feel the cold porcelain.

*most of us sit to shit. Given a large enough population I won’t rule out the possibility.

Chaotic neutral spotted

And it was converted to lower case before being printed and includes those stupid unicode 🅃🄷🄰🅃 🄾🄽🄻🅈 🅂🄿🄰🄼🄼🄴🅁🅂 🅄🅂🄴 ʇou ɹo IIƆS∀ sı ɥɔıɥʍ llǝʇ ʇ’uɐɔ noʎ ʇnq

Sorry 'bout that, had to include an example

I don’t know where you’re from, but with a statement like that I can tell it isn’t Ireland or Sweden. Those guys have had their share.

Never mind, I went to my instance website and looked at the modlog. Searched for my username. And I’ve not been banned yet from .ml, probably because I blocked the entire instance.

I should probably make some effort in getting banned from that AI instance. How hard can that be? Go in there, yell AI sucks, kick an admin over the shins and run away laughing maniacally.

How do you figure out where you’re banned?

roff? Ha poser! I use CTSS /s

Nah, I hand code my postscript on magnetic core memory with a geomag stud.

I usually refrain from uttering what could be construed as death threats. So I will continue my streak and mention that this seems more like an event that should be catered by C. L. Aymore and associates.

Let me put it like this, I know I’ve seen more than one season, but how many and I don’t plan on watching anymore

The lawnmower was collateral damage, but the resulting edge trimmers meowing for snacks are scary.

Uh uh uh I know this one

“what is a tip based economy?”

I want to believe, I really do. But I fear that the crypto apps people have grown dependent on will make it harder than the desktop battle. And IDK but I seem to recall every year since at least 2001 being proclaimed to be the year of the Linux desktop.

I rely on my banking apps (plural), governmental email app, government authentificator app and the governmental LMS app for public schools to make my everyday function. And the last time I tried just a custom ROM, those apps refused to run.

All the people saying to use x thing. This is clearly in a hotel room, otherwise OP would have had other options.

And OP? You monster! The next person to use that iron is bound to be some broke graduate, who have spent their last money traveling for a job interview, and now you’ve destroyed their only decent button down shirt.

Look at that beefy bad ass, he has already shredded the biggest dog and that’s why the rest are so well behaved.

An astroid the mass of the meat half of a giraffe and the volume of 5kg of somewhat dry duck feathers…

I’m beginning to think that it would more relatable if it was just stated in kg or m^3 instead

And is it half the volume, mass or a dimension? Because I’ve never tried neither blending or carrying a giraffe before (I never got invited to those parties in uni) so I have no grasp on volume or mass.

Indeed, feeling the need to check, I can tell you that we’re not in the onion anymore…

You forgot about going to Walmart while open carrying 4 pistols and a suppressed riffle

What’s up with the ‘u’? I get that the second character advances one position in the alphabet, that pattern holds until ‘q’ which is “qu”