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Flying Squid@lemmy.worldM to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 10 months ago

Has anyone let David Icke know about this?

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Has anyone let David Icke know about this?

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Flying Squid@lemmy.worldM to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 10 months ago
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  • ccunning@lemmy.world
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    10 months ago

    Wow 🤯

    Ancient pyramids confirmed 👍

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      Oh shit, the alien reptilians built the pyramids to control us! Don’t trust money! Only trust Shrute Bucks, the most stable currency around!

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    What happens if you fold it the wrong way?

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    Pretty cool if you ask me. We should hide dope shit like this all over the place. Put a grim reaper on the million dollar bill. Hide some smurfs on the two dollar nickel. Disguise some big black cocks in the trump monument.

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        Oooo, something that will get you killed in the US and the middle east. I thought you had to be a woman wanting rights to have that privilege.

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    You can fold an australian $5 note to uh, uhhh…

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      9 months ago

      decapitation D:

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        9 months ago

        Shark sucking a dick

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          He ain’t sucking it, he’s suffering xD

  • detective__mcnulty@lemmy.world
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    10 months ago

    Interesting.

    • H4rdStyl3z@lemmy.ml
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      10 months ago

      Looking into this.

    • Flying Squid@lemmy.worldOPM
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      10 months ago

      Thanks, Elon.

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    10 months ago

    Ryuk? Dollars are Pages of the death note - confirmed

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      9 months ago

      Death Note

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    10 months ago

    You can also make the smoking twin towers and Pentagon with the right folds. It’s a fun trick to do whenever you happen to have…you know…money.

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    yfw a cashless society doesn’t have dollar bills to confirm

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    With a demon meditating below. Creepy if true.

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    That’s just Ryuk fucking around, because he’s out of apples

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    Not as good as the Land O Lakes lady

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      Folding a gallon of milk is a real challenge though.

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      My dad did that and kept it taped inside the door of one of the kitchen cupboards for some reason.

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      deleted by creator

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        Lol yup!

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    Well I’m convinced. Checkmate atheists!

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    Which president was that?

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      According to my Facebook groups, the past 15.

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        So all of the presidents (some got around the term limit by shedding their skin).

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    If you wipe your ass with a dollar bill, it will reveal the brown note.

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      Stop making this kind of comments. This is the shit posting comm-u…

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