I want to be played by a dog
My life isn’t very interesting, but it’d really spice things up if they had a dog try to do it.
What’s the story, Wishbone?
You spent the first few years of your life, catching tail and sniffing butt, winning through life on loveable personality alone, and becoming a loyal and devoted partner, spending your sunset years curled up on a nice seat, watching the kids do their thing and getting occasional head pats from strangers for a life well lived.
🐶
Is your name Beethoven by any chance?
Danny Devito.
…I’m a woman.
I refer to him as Daddy DeVito
… I’m a dude.
Aubrey Plaza. She’s way hotter than me (that’s kinda the point), and not half Japanese (will make the racist parts confusing and/or hilarious) but she could definitely pull off my resting bitch face and general disdain for everything.
Brad Pitt.
Bit of a downgrade but I can live with it.
I want my movie to be cast entirely with Muppets and Tim Walz.
Nicolas Cage
Looks nothing like, but it would be funny as hell and in order to get him to sign up, they would have to make it somehow trippy and surreal.
Christopher Walken, Jeff Goldblum, Willem Dafoe, and Gary Oldman. All of them.
Everywhere, all at once.
So sorta like the imaginarium of Dr. parnissius? ( its called something along those lines lol)
John Malkovich, I don’t know why. I just like him. And I think he would be kind in my portrayal.
In Soviet Russia, John Malkovich being you.
I’ve been told more than once that I look like “that creepy Scarecrow guy from Batman Begins.” So I guess Cillian Murphy. I didn’t like looking creepy tho.
They meant hot, but didn’t dare say it.
Aww thanks
Adrien Brody.
I’m told, quite often, I look like him. Plus he’s a method actor or whatever do we would get to hang out which might be cool. He seems nice.
Rowan Atkinson.
Gary Busey in cheap drag
Welcome to the revolution!
https://youtu.be/5D0o2sLsGAk?si=iq3bwoeJ-jJSD1lv
I dunno, nobody in Hollywood looks the way I look.
So, I guess I’d pick John Candy because I just like the guy.
Yeah, I know he’s dead. If I can’t have him, then Ildris Elba because he’s fucking cool.
Was hoping to see Margot Robbie in here requesting Margot Robbie play her
Or one of the Margot Robbie looking actresses
Ronald Reagan, the actor
