Senior Chief Petty Officer. Starfleet is in my blood, and I’ve spent my entire adult life in service to boldly going.

Keiko and Molly are my favorite humans, but Transporter Room 3 will always be my favorite.

Just don’t ask who what’s in the pattern buffer.

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Cake day: August 27th, 2024

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  • That’s actually a common misconception.

    It’s not because Japanese ninjas are bad at being ninjas, it’s just that other countries ninjas are completely invisible to the naked eye.

    Obviously we all know we can see our own country’s ninjas, but other countries are invisible.

    Thanks to years of cultural import/export, most humans can naturally see Japanese ninjas.

    So congrats, if you can see a Japanese ninja, you’re actually just close to being a weeb.




  • At least my parents church has the decency to give first time visitors a free 6oz cup of coffee.

    I decided a long time ago that if I ever walk in and don’t recognize anyone, and someone thinks I’m a visitor who didn’t grow up there, I’m going to start quoting Bible verses about how selling shit inside the church is wrong and I would be channeling the righteous anger of Jesus himself if I flipped all their tables and whipped them.

    Unfortunately despite the fact that I have been there twice in 10 years, people still recognize me.