Orange you glad I didn’t say banana?

“Well boys, looks like shoe bombs are back on the menu!”

https://youtu.be/cNU6uWzLvRk

No one logs off.

Brian Lagerstrom

You Suck at Cooking

Ryan’s got great presentation skills and style. And he does a mean Mr Bean impression.

Oblate spheroids.

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Not machine washable, but doesn’t need to be.

No one goes to the Louvre, it’s too crowded.

You can be sanitized?

How many algerians? Were they free range?

He looks quite concerned.

Alma Cogan was a popular singer who had died recently when this was written. So kind of a ‘too soon?’ thing.

'Sex is more fun than logic. One cannot prove this, but it ‘is’ in the same sense that Mount Everest ‘is’, or that Alma Cogan ‘isn’t’. Goodnight."

The cat in the picture certainly isn’t having his turn.

“Without the bun, your hands would be covered in meat and cheese!”

https://youtu.be/v8xc4wuDB8Q

Looks like you answered your own question. :)

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