They should offer free healthcare instead.

Who else immediately looked for Saddam?

Moments before violence.

What, the curtains?

I thought I was the species.

She’s just going to get dirty again.

I think they the eardrum.

They’re plummetting to earth like sacks of wet cement!

I’m just trying to find the bridge.
Has anybody seen the bridge?

“out and becoming hard”?

Ok, but I don’t see how this improves the rice.

Major Robert Thornbird: Our cameras saw some sort of weapon.

Jack O’Neill: Oh, well it’s hard to say.

Major Robert Thornbird: Some sort of state secret?

Jack O’Neill: No. Just difficult to pronounce.

And the fever, gettin’ higher.

16 seconds is very young.

I don’t put anything like that in my sauce. Tomatoes, garlic, olive oil, herbs and spices.

I think cooking it for hours tends to lower the acidity a bit.

But I think I just like it that way.

Nope.

I have never put any sugar in my from scratch sauce. But that’s probably why I don’t like jar sauce.

Maybe they thought it was a podiatrist’s office.

Norm MacDonald, probably

Justin Hammer, except he can’t dance.

Then what’s the key for?

Edit: Reading other comments. Weird.

Also, key or lock bumping is a way to open a lock without the proper key.